bad boy

if I had a girlfriend I would no longer stay up late every night scream crying into my pillow

screaming that I thought that first pic was a FIT bro I was 16 with ZERO HOES. ZEROOOOO

I’m not a slut just to be a slut. I am a slut because I am a socialist

I’ll flirt with girls all the time but the second the girl I like so much as talks about another man to me my stomach is filled with white hot pain

a lot of ladies wanting me because of this tweet and I just wanna say that shakira if u see this I am 6’2

“I hope she sees this bro” me too bro that’s why I fucking said it

if I had a girlfriend I would text her goodnight and goodmorning every day and tell her how pretty and nice she is often but maybe that’s just me

if you have to explain that you’re not an asshole and you just have a sarcastic sense of humor every time u make a joke you’re actually just an asshole i’m sorry I have to be the one to tell you this

haven’t had a funny thought in weeks so I would appreciate it if everyone just told me that I am funny and handsome today

also if u follow this kid just consider that he’s white and is unapologetic about his use of the n word bc it helps his clout

did this man really flip an image of dirk nowitzki so the name and number are backwards and put it on the final draft of his merch? lmfaoooooooohttps://twitter.com/ogmaxb/status/1223045135069597696 …

yes I use the emoji often yes women love me no i’m not ashamed

[first date] her: so what are your hobbies me: [jacks off a lot but knows I can’t say that] I’m really into DIY projects

been feeling pretty sad lately. went to the doctor and he said I’m not clinically depressed but that if I were to get ass in my dms it might make me feel better

I love when girls have big ol boobies bc I don’t ever have to worry about them asking me to break their back during sex

can’t even throw stuff in the trash without crying existence is pain