walked into the bathroom and a man is taking his shirt off in front of the sink. someone softly whispers "i downloaded Megamind last night"
airports at 5am are like a weird dream. you buy a water and some almonds and hear "that'll be $17.80" then a boy heelies out of the bathroom
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no joke, I thought this was a
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I'm done trying to help, but also: i read tweets like these and want to just throw my PC in the world
#tharsis
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i imagined that as a scene from twin peaks
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