Trashingo at the Courty!
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If we're making the HECS interest deal retroactive, can we make it *fully* retroactive? Apply it to those who got their degree free?
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The moment where u tell someone that you're falling in love with them, but it's been a big night, they can't hear u and u mean it regardless
Abandon all hope ye who enter here <disco whistle>
It begins!
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I'm stripper dancing and I have yet to leave the house (to Kelis 'Friday Fish Fry'). We're now at DEFCON:Sparkle!
Sam Pang just stole my Stan Merino joke. #SBSEurovision
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Hungary - it's Suzanne Vega's 'Luka', re-imagined for Eurovision 2004. Better late than pregnant I guess. #EurovisionSongContest2014
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Between the whistling and the "Robin Thicke" leer, I want to put Switzerland on the Sex Offender Register. #eurovision
Finland: It's what happens when The Killers develop seasonal affective disorder (it's a very long winter) #EurovisionSongContest2014
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Slovenia: I would have given bonus points for a reference to "Band Camp" given how little that flute was used. #EurovisionSongContest2014
Poland on the trampoline & you'd have a winner my friends #SBSeurovision
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Can't type - Conchita!
Romania: surprise green-screened pseudo-Kardashian (and mysteriously missing chin)
Norway: Pretty boy version of
Norway: his existential angst > your existential angst. Also: HAWT!
Azerbaijan - it's like listening to Sarah Mclachlan without her teeth in.
Not long till kick-off
Almost time to get my Eurovision weave on. Its going to be a very special Wigsday - Eurovision Edition (photos to come)
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Spoiler alert: Myanmar won Eurovision. Shhhhhh
Hope you all had a most excellent Mystery Hour #itneverreallyhappened
Helping 's lovely lady wife celebrate his birthday. Without him (except in shared stories and affection)
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Like donkey Kong
Oh yeah. It's on.
That didn't take long. 1000 calories of pregret consumed. Watch this space. #wcpgw
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Being at the Beresford requires the consumption on alcohol for anaesthesia. That's zero calories, right?
Off to the Beresford. I predict drunken nostalgic ramblings about the good old days at the "Betty Ford"
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300 calories consumed. #wcpgw
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A glass of bubbles has ~100 calories. I burned ~1000 calories cycling today. Best stick with this twitter account tonight.
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Putting the retrovirus back into pre mix drinks
Off to a warehouse party.
If its the walk of shame, or stride of pride, what to call the bus ride home?
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