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@babyhorselegs

i keep a mental catalogue of every time our feet have accidentally touched under the table but like , not in a creepy way

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    Mar 7

    when I think abt my past self I feel so embarrassed. me seven years ago. me last year. me last friday it's all very bad

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    12 hours ago

    Sure, I know how to party* *fry brussel sprouts

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  4. 5 hours ago

    "so...,what are your post-grad plans?" honestly i just want to move to the woods so i can eat a lot of cereal and worship satan in peace

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    8 hours ago

    You see this fuckin' lamb? Dude has been with me since day one. I would die for this lamb. -St. John the Baptist

    3:14 PM - 10 Apr 2016 · Details
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    7 hours ago

    "How is life? How are your grades? How work going? How's your love life doing? Everything going smoothly?"

    3:49 PM - 10 Apr 2016 · Details
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  7. 11 hours ago

    how do i apply to become a professional nap-taker??

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  8. Apr 9

    welcome to the sweet bitch convention please take a name tag

    9:37 PM - 9 Apr 2016 · Details
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  9. Apr 9

    EMO SLUT from online

    9:01 PM - 9 Apr 2016 · Details
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    Apr 8

    aside from being deeply permanently heartbroken forever i'm doing great

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  11. Apr 9

    i've....had a beer

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  12. Apr 9

    anyway. joanna newsom can flog me with a harp string

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    Apr 9

    Anyways

    5:09 PM - 9 Apr 2016 · Details
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    Apr 9

    I was going to go be punk rock tonight but I'm too dehydrated for that shit

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    Apr 9

    Anyway, Bill Nye was my first crush so I guess it serves to reason that I expect every relationship to teach me something.

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  16. Apr 9

    tonight's look:

    6:40 PM - 9 Apr 2016 · Details
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  17. Apr 9

    anyway have you checked out Losswords yet? it has a lot to do w books but nothing to do w my terrible puns i swear

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  18. Apr 9

    tonight my mom revealed to me that my first word was "dog" .,,the prophecy has been fulfilled

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  19. Apr 8

    been this way

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  20. Apr 8

    still checks out

    8:39 PM - 8 Apr 2016 · Details
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  21. Apr 8

    daddy always looks so put-together

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