Almost didn’t tweet this because I didn’t think it was funny, but then I was like, “Well none of my tweets are funny.”
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The year is 2035. Marie Kondo holds up the condemned man to the crowd. “Does this man spark joy?” The crowd jeers, “No he does not!” She nods silently and throws him into the pit.
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Everyone keeps saying “She’d thank him first” or something and I just want to clarify that my entire knowledge of Marie Kondo was exhausted with this tweet.
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That’s what I figured
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Well, I just spilled my drink laughing. Well done.pic.twitter.com/Awu4dy4PQF
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In a single solem voice, the crowd murmurs "Thank you."
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Need to know if the situation in this joke tweet is revolutionary violence or fascist repression before I know how to proceed
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Oh I think she’s doing the people’s work.
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