Big people have a server at the “office.” The office is a boring place where big people go and do boring things. Offices are why big people get grumpy, and say bad words.pic.twitter.com/AtVZLxHiuK
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Big people have a server at the “office.” The office is a boring place where big people go and do boring things. Offices are why big people get grumpy, and say bad words.pic.twitter.com/AtVZLxHiuK
But guess what? Some servers aren’t boring. They don’t go in offices...they go in houses. Maybe in your house! But how does it get there?pic.twitter.com/PX9Vrh0Ccl
When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, the daddy wants to give the mommy a special gift. So he buys a “stay-at-home” server.pic.twitter.com/vj7ohkn5mE
Now all the computers in the house are connected. Your family can share pictures, and music, and almost anything else. You can even share files with people outside the house! Like Grandma and Grandpa. Your your uncle who smells like bark. Or even...pic.twitter.com/VzSCb5FHR8
...YOU! When you’re away from your house you can still connect to the server. And files don’t get lost, even when bad things happen to your computers. Because they’re all backed up in a special place...on the server!pic.twitter.com/euY6RqsmjO
Do you think the server is great? Of course you do! But... Not everyone thinks it’s great.pic.twitter.com/cB4Hz3GJIZ
Some people think servers should only be in offices. They might make fun of your home server.pic.twitter.com/umoOzX2HNi
And their kids might even make fun of you! But that’s okay. You know why?pic.twitter.com/N8C43JCqOJ
Because they’re just jealous! Deep down, they wish their daddies would buy them a stay-at-home server, too.pic.twitter.com/69n6wKowTY
But you have a Daddy and Mommy who love you! And, a Windows Home Server! Does that make you happy?pic.twitter.com/rkVXvfeJno
Ugh, Windows? What a waste...
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