"Traditions are a prison," I whisper to my daughter as I tuck her in, in hopes she will be less disappointed when the Tooth Fairy doesn't come, and because it's true.
Replying to @jakefm
The Tooth Fairy is actually an organization comprised of various tooth fairies which exists to collect the teeth of children in order to protect them from dark sympathetic magic.
10:57 AM - 22 Mar 2018
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