Implying gay sex is bad...
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Gay sex is great if you do it well
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(rimshot) ... with apologies.
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I’m sorry but I was a little behind.
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Supposed to say “I was “ but I have that iphone bug that changes “I” to something weird sometimes.

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Lol it’s the new iPhone. If you update it you get your “i” back

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After it's already cost you an arm and a leg?
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Thoughts & prayers or a shipment of KY?
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The former. We all know that actual helpful interventions serve no purpose in such situations. Just thoughts & prayers.
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fuck this made me laugh way too loud in class
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I know someone who was at the Vatican in the seventies and he tells me they were pretty good at it back then.
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*sings "Doing the Vatican shag"*
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Ah...a fellow Lehrer fan

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“First you get down on your knees...”
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Fiddle with your "rosaries".
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Bow your head with great respect and
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[intake of breath] Genuflect, genuflect, genuflect
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Do whatever steps you want if you have cleared them with the pontiff
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