"Ad hominem," you yell at me. I shutter in fear. You have unleashed Dark Forces of the Ancients™. The seventh seal has been broken. It comes
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I feel their presence before they're here. "AA! SNAKES!" I scream, feeling them slither at my feet. Your Dark Magicks™ have done their work.
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I beg of you to cease speaking the dark incantations as I feel time and space warp around me. In response, you incant, "Appeal to emotion."
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I weep, your spell gaining in strength. Already the snakes have attacked me and it may be too late. "Please. Don't do this to me."
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My voice is rough and ragged. You smile at me, reveling in my final moments, "Appeal to authority." I feel my life slip away.
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With my final breath, in my final moments, all I see is the snakes covering my soon to be corpse, tears streaming down my face. "Why?
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You have no answer. You go back to eating your cheetos and drinking your mountain dew. "Pwned another loser," you say to your empty room.
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