I haven't masturbated in over three days. Are you proud of me, God?
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Replying to @PomoPsiOp @bAbAHAdAd
There are chrisitian sects that preach masturbation as a way to reach god.
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Replying to @PomoPsiOp @bAbAHAdAd
You are supposed to imagine fucking Jesus, male worshipers are told to imagine themselves as a woman, and that this is not gay.
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Replying to @PomoPsiOp
I'm withholding from masturbation because of a horrible bruise from overuse. I just thought God might appreciate my willpower.
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Replying to @bAbAHAdAd
Well YHWH is a malevolent demon who hates you and wants to exterminate all creation. The queen of heaven loves you.
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