I haven't masturbated in over three days. Are you proud of me, God?
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Neither am I.
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I'm withholding from masturbation because of a horrible bruise from overuse. I just thought God might appreciate my willpower.
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Well YHWH is a malevolent demon who hates you and wants to exterminate all creation. The queen of heaven loves you.
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Yes, I know. YHWH is actually a robot though.
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A malfunctioning robot.
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It's dying of bit rot.
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Or rather it is a dead zombie.
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