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    Aziz Ansari‏Verified account @azizansari 22 Feb 2016

    There's been terrible flooding in India. Join me & donate to Oxfam to help relief effort: http://www.oxfamamerica.org/indiafloods 

    1:11 PM - 22 Feb 2016
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      1. Carter Hall‏ @TF74RI 23 Feb 2016
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        @azizansari I hope it doesn't affect our tech support.

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      2. Roy Calderone‏ @BobbyCalderone 22 Feb 2016
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        @azizansari Yeah, let's donate to INDIA, because there are no causes right here in America that need our money or attention! #flintwater

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      3.  🐷sαmmi 🐷‏ @sammivirk 22 Feb 2016
        Replying to @BobbyCalderone

        @BobbyCalderone @azizansari oh shut up it's not impossible to help more than 1 cause at a time idiot

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      4. Roy Calderone‏ @BobbyCalderone 22 Feb 2016
        Replying to @sammivirk

        @SAMILDRE @azizansari If I wanted any lip out of a little cunt like you, I'd rattle my zipper.

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      5.  🐷sαmmi 🐷‏ @sammivirk 22 Feb 2016
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        @BobbyCalderone fuck you

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      6. Roy Calderone‏ @BobbyCalderone 22 Feb 2016
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        @SAMILDRE I'm sure you'd like to, but I wouldn't stick in in your fat ass with my worst enemy's dick.

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      7. ashley w‏ @T0mhanx 22 Feb 2016
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        @BobbyCalderone @SAMILDRE eat your mom out with that mouth bobby? What your language

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      8. Roy Calderone‏ @BobbyCalderone 22 Feb 2016
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        @T0mhanx @SAMILDRE No. I eat her ass with it. Just like you eat mine!

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      1. Roy Viveck‏ @RoyViveck 11 Apr 2016
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        @azizansari Good to see some Indian actors doing well and giving back

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      1. K Kirk‏ @KCkirky44 29 Mar 2016
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        @azizansari go fuck yourself you fucking racist. I was at the show in Clarkston, MI for the white guilt lecture. BLM? You're NOT black!

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      1. mahyar kalhor‏ @mahyar_kalhor 27 Feb 2016
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        @azizansari Your weelcom

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      1. John Comunale‏ @JohnComunale 23 Feb 2016
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        @azizansari #floodIndiawithmoney

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      1. Iblis Ginjo‏ @cogitator_ 22 Feb 2016
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        @azizansari @ammado quality not quantity tweets. I dig it.

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      1. Doctor Death‏ @doctordeath 22 Feb 2016
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        @azizansari @ammado I'll send a bucket.

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      1. D Ham‏ @nasty_neighbors 22 Feb 2016
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        @azizansari thanks for informing me!

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