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    Aziz Ansari‏Verified account @azizansari 20 Jan 2016

    Anyone accusing @amyschumer of stealing jokes is a ding dong. She's one of the hardest working ppl I've ever met. Doesn't steal jokes.

    4:37 PM - 20 Jan 2016
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      1. Jon Erickson‏ @superamerickson 21 Jan 2016
        Replying to @azizansari

        @azizansari I didn't think so either...until I read the Patrice O'Neal jokes. Those are too close to not be lifted.

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      2. megashaun  🎮‏ @megashaun 20 Jan 2016
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        @azizansari @amyschumer I could go for a ding dong tho.

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      3. Ethanol‏ @EthanolSpirit 20 Jan 2016
        Replying to @megashaun

        @megashaun @azizansari @amyschumer I think he meant a different kind of ding dong...

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      4. megashaun  🎮‏ @megashaun 20 Jan 2016
        Replying to @EthanolSpirit

        @ethanolspirit @azizansari @amyschumer There's a kind other than a delicious pastry?!

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      5. Ethanol‏ @EthanolSpirit 20 Jan 2016
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        @megashaun @azizansari @amyschumer Oh you sweet, #innocent child...

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      1. BIOME‏ @BIOMEmcr 20 Jan 2016
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        @azizansari @amyschumer there not good enough to bother stealing. don't get the hype around her at all. nothing against her, just not funny

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      1. Palmetto Joe‏ @Palmetto_Joe 20 Jan 2016
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        @azizansari Sorry, those jokes were way too similar for her not to have stolen them.

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      1. Jacqueline Bonanno‏ @jacqbones 20 Jan 2016
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        Isn't @amyschumer at a level to hire writers/collaborators? Is it possible others borrowed on her behalf @azizansari

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      1. WorldFamousFrankShow‏ @frankshow 20 Jan 2016
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        @azizansari @amyschumer what about stealing someone's essence?

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      2. Amanda Michelle‏ @blondebitchLA 20 Jan 2016
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        @azizansari @amyschumer people just cant handle that women are funny. "A women couldn't possibly write a joke." Said 99% of the population

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      4. Amanda Michelle‏ @blondebitchLA 21 Jan 2016
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        @realtinydancer @azizansari @amyschumer isn't that what twitter is for?

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      6. Amanda Michelle‏ @blondebitchLA 21 Jan 2016
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        @realtinydancer I obviously think women are funny. I dont explain my jokes to those not smart enough to get it. #sorrynotsorry

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      8. Amanda Michelle‏ @blondebitchLA 21 Jan 2016
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        @realtinydancer congrats to you for understanding a joke

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