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    Aziz Ansari‏Verified account @azizansari 19 Nov 2015

    Its #WorldToiletDay—donate to @OxfamAmerica to support sanitation in the developing world & ur gift will be matched! https://www.oxfamamericaunwrapped.com/gifts/emergency-toilet/ …

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      1. Bad_Rap‏ @jay365246 19 Nov 2015
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        @azizansari @OxfamAmerica good thing yesterday wasn't bean burrito day

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      1. Thomas Ohm‏ @ohmas82 19 Nov 2015
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        @azizansari @OxfamAmerica Is there a charity for literally everything?

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      1. Jackie Nelson‏ @your_mssunshine 2 Dec 2015
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        @azizansari At @OxfamAmerica, we so appreciate your support on all this... well... stuff.

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      1.  ❤ 💚 💜 💙 💛 James Thomas  💛 💙 💜 💚 ❤‏ @BarbieFan2006 24 Nov 2015
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        @azizansari @OxfamAmerica There's a #WorldToiletDay? #WhatTheFuck?! #ConfusedAsShit!

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      1. the Liberal Assholio‏ @thePDXliberal 22 Nov 2015
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        @azizansari @OxfamAmerica did you lighten your skin or were you type Caste*

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      1. Iesha Phay‏ @PhayIesha 20 Nov 2015
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        @azizansari @OxfamAmerica strangest thought to donate a toilet.

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      1. Zombie Jesus‏ @zombienativity 19 Nov 2015
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        Donated! We give a shit about toilets. @azizansari @OxfamAmerica

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      1. CF Edley III‏ @SAFEmansion 19 Nov 2015
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        @azizansari wait is it World Toilet Day and International Mens Day at the same time? REALLLYYYY???!!!!!

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      1. Gregg‏ @ZolDrake 19 Nov 2015
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        @azizansari @OxfamAmerica how hard is it to claim a nee toilet. Broke the shit out of mine #Mexican food #anusburn

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      1. Rabid‏ @ifartedsohard 19 Nov 2015
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        @azizansari Question: I never clean my toilet and there is a turd fused to the side. Do I use extra stamps when I mail it in?

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      1. Jason burke‏ @JasonAlanBurke 19 Nov 2015
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        @azizansari at least he researched the part, not like you that exploits Indian culture with YOUR OWN comedy ! #growup

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      1. Jason burke‏ @JasonAlanBurke 19 Nov 2015
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        @azizansari should I complain when whites use accents from different cultures ? NO ! Stop being suck a baby

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      1. Jason burke‏ @JasonAlanBurke 19 Nov 2015
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        @azizansari be funn, that's your job not being a baby and crying foul when a 80's movie offends u in the smallest way

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      1. OHorizons‏ @OHorizons 19 Nov 2015
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        @azizansari Thanks for supporting #WorldToiletDay! Check out our #NYC #StreetToilet video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tvEbIl_sGc …

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      1. Jason burke‏ @JasonAlanBurke 19 Nov 2015
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        @azizansari your such a baby ! Racist wow...really dude as soon as you make fun of a brown or black it's racist... Your a baby

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      1. Michael‏ @Eager_Beaver29 19 Nov 2015
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        @azizansari @OxfamAmerica My dad gives the toilet at home many charities through the day🚽🚽🚽

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      1. sabbir‏ @sabbir40080477 19 Nov 2015
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        @azizansari @OxfamAmericapic.twitter.com/vtWvJu7S2N

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      1. ᴰᵉʳᵉᵏ ᴹᵘˡˡᵉʳ‏ @jazz_centric 19 Nov 2015
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        @azizansari @OxfamAmerica are there other denominations smaller than the $50?

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