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Pasta lover. I don't tweet much. My new Netflix series Master of None is now streaming on Netflix. I wrote a book called Modern Romance.

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    Aziz Ansari‏Verified account @azizansari 8 Nov 2015

    Aziz Ansari Retweeted Rajiv Karia

    Turtle in briefcase, dominos bit, Eminem debate. FUCCCCKKKK I miss that guy :(https://twitter.com/RajivAKaria/status/663521547827703809 …

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    Rajiv Karia @RajivAKaria
    @azizansari what do you think is the most intrinsically Harris Wittels line/moment of the season? #MasterOfNone
    5:01 PM - 8 Nov 2015
    • 96 Retweets
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    • "Folks Call Me Dill" RUNAWAY GHOST Yessy Ken Knox 👁👅👁 Maddy Ziegler TrumpWillPutHisName Jason Crabill Maureen
    15 replies 96 retweets 995 likes
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      2. Cameron Young‏ @cameron_youngg 8 Nov 2015
        Replying to @azizansari

        @azizansari @SirMaximillian

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      3. Zooey DaveChappelle‏ @SirMaximillian 8 Nov 2015
        Replying to @cameron_youngg

        @cameron_youngg @azizansari yes! What is that Turtle doing?!?!!

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      1. #TimFlorian‏ @timflorian 8 Nov 2015
        Replying to @azizansari

        @azizansari I actually tried the turtle in briefcase text after watching that episode. Didn't work out as well as I hoped. Lol!

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      1. Shannon (insert last name here)‏ @StellarK22 9 Nov 2015
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        @azizansari I knew that damn eminem debate was him!

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      1. Recite Social‏ @ReciteSocial 9 Nov 2015
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        @azizansari your Tweet was quoted in a story by @Polygonhttp://www.polygon.com/2015/11/9/9696736/master-of-none-parks-and-rec-harris-wittels …

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      1. Bee Knight‏ @beenugs 8 Nov 2015
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        @azizansari Eminem debate was perf. Harris' stuff always made you think twice (& hard) about something you've never rly thought of before.

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      1. mk‏ @marykate_moran 8 Nov 2015
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        @azizansari my heart broke and was simultaneously so happy to see his name on this screen. Fantastic show!! And love Harris Wittles.

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      1. Trivial or False‏ @trivialorfalse 8 Nov 2015
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        @azizansari I'm not getting married until gay people can get married...cuz I'm gay.

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      1. Trivial or False‏ @trivialorfalse 8 Nov 2015
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        @azizansari it's the saddest a celebrity death ever made me.

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      1. Senpai Eggo‏ @EggsOhmi 8 Nov 2015
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        @azizansari that master of none show.. awesome!

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      1. Mike Ferguson‏ @Mik3Ferguson 8 Nov 2015
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        @azizansari #LilFunyuns #RIPHarris and we miss him wandering around making snarky remarks in a @Phish t-shirt. Sigh.

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      1. Rajiv Karia‏ @RajivAKaria 8 Nov 2015
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        @azizansari bet he would have loved how it's turned out.

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