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Pasta lover. I don't tweet much. My new Netflix series Master of None is now streaming on Netflix. I wrote a book called Modern Romance.

New York, NY
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    Aziz Ansari‏Verified account @azizansari 30 Jul 2015

    Anyone typing up racist @ replies, don't risk getting all that cheesecake on your keyboard, I don't read em anyway.

    2:35 PM - 30 Jul 2015
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      1. JR Lipari‏ @JoeLipari 30 Jul 2015
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        @azizansari Then how do you know it's racist?

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      1. Askele (Skeleton Adele, on account of Halloween)‏ @killakow 30 Jul 2015
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        @azizansari you ever listen to Lou bega?

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      1. BLTrendafilov‏ @wifeofthelegend 30 Jul 2015
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        @azizansari shut up kit kat

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      1. Felix Clay‏ @Felix_Clay 30 Jul 2015
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        @azizansari quiet, ya dirty Swede

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      1.  🧟‍♂️peaves 🧟‍♂️‏ @rmpeavy 30 Jul 2015
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        @azizansari cheesecake! Treat yo self! Racists? Treat yo self! 😇

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      1. Ben Fahnders‏ @fahnders 30 Jul 2015
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        @azizansari wait - racists get cheesecake? Maaaaan.....

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      1. Unrelated Nonsense‏ @Nonrelatedsense 30 Jul 2015
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        @azizansari wait, what is wrong with cheesecake?

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      1. the bess...t‏ @BessPope 30 Jul 2015
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        @azizansari racists love cheesecake? Is that a new stereotype?

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      1.  👻 tahlz  👻‏ @zlhatt 30 Jul 2015
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        @azizansari you are the greatest

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      1. Kitty‏ @kitkatbarzzzzzz 30 Jul 2015
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        @azizansari SLAY AZIZ 🙌🙌🙌

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      1. Jaimi Cooks‏ @CooksJaimi 30 Jul 2015
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        @azizansari Literally Drake-ing everybody rn & for something important: double goodness

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      1. pumpKim king  🎃‏ @_KimHernandez 30 Jul 2015
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        @azizansari don't be a cheesecake hater!

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      1. Big Seelz‏ @MBFLOfficial 30 Jul 2015
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        @azizansari I have plenty of friends that are carrot cake

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      1. SoxHatz‏ @x8x1x5x 30 Jul 2015
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        @azizansari racist love cheesecake? I was wondering who the fuck keeps the cheesecake factory open.

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      1. Jim Culp‏ @jculpjr 30 Jul 2015
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        @azizansari then how do you know they're racist? #begsthequestion

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      1. Amber Rodriguez‏ @AmbahInvasion 30 Jul 2015
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        @azizansari Racist people can afford the luxury of cheesecake? I can't even afford cheesecake...

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      2. Nick Gunther‏ @nick_gunther 12 Sep 2015
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        hey, @azizansari I'm interested in connecting more on your research for Modern Romance tomorrow in Philly.

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      3. Nick Gunther‏ @nick_gunther 12 Sep 2015
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        @azizansari would you be interested in going to the best Italian restaurant in Philly?

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