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Pasta lover. I don't tweet much. My new Netflix series Master of None is now streaming on Netflix. I wrote a book called Modern Romance.

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    Aziz Ansari‏Verified account @azizansari 30 Jul 2015

    Can the team that somehow got the word out about #FriendshipDay (also trending) start #WhattheHellHappenedtoSandraBlandDay? #SandraBland

    2:33 PM - 30 Jul 2015
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      2. nads from paramore  ✨‏ @expectonads 30 Jul 2015
        Replying to @azizansari

        @azizansari don't forget sarah lee circle bear #nativelivesmattertoo

        2 replies 1 retweet 7 likes
      3. Reagan d. N.‏ @sneakinmohican 30 Jul 2015
        Replying to @expectonads

        @hpbands The hashtag for us Natives is CrimeofGenocide. NativeLivesMatter is a lazy attempt non-Natives use to undermine BlackLivesMatter.

        0 replies 1 retweet 1 like
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      2. emo supremo!!, ™‏ @sierra_spirit 30 Jul 2015
        Replying to @azizansari

        @azizansari My favorite thing right now is going through all of your social justice tweets and looking at all the white people whining

        2 replies 1 retweet 11 likes
      3. Boxcar Michael Myers‏ @boxcar_michael 30 Jul 2015
        Replying to @sierra_spirit

        @sierra_spirit @azizansari like what is to wine about what he said? People are so soft nowadays

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. emo supremo!!, ™‏ @sierra_spirit 30 Jul 2015
        Replying to @boxcar_michael

        @mjstepp who knows, people will always find a way to be angry about something

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      1. Danielle Turchiano‏Verified account @danielletbd 30 Jul 2015
        Replying to @azizansari

        @azizansari Friendship Day is actually not until Sunday anyway so I say you just tag every Tweet with #SandraBland and start your own trend.

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      1. Evan James‏ @AshleyH61072911 30 Jul 2015
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        @azizansari hey bro. Every time i get high, I eat cheetos and jerk off to your comedy specials because I laugh so hard. Thanks man

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      1. flight of c‏ @J_Cullens 30 Jul 2015
        Replying to @azizansari

        @azizansari she died

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      1. Akeion98‏ @akeion98 30 Jul 2015
        Replying to @azizansari

        @azizansari Can we have the day after? It doesn't help to be angry and happy on the same day. But I get what you mean but still tho.

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      1. erika taylor‏ @callingallfats 30 Jul 2015
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        @azizansari How about the people who started #MarriedPeopleIssues get working on #BlackPeopleGettingShotByCopsWithNoAccountabilityIssues

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      1. Corey Matthew Girman‏ @CoreyMGirman 30 Jul 2015
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        @azizansari says the guy hashtaging modern romance for the past month. #thronedaymorocco

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      2. Sarah E Gray‏ @segray25 30 Jul 2015
        Replying to @azizansari

        @azizansari STOP SPREADING HATE!!! #AllLivesMatter

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Tabitha Opossum‏ @OpossumKween 30 Jul 2015
        Replying to @segray25

        @segray25 @azizansari that shit is belittling #BlackLivesMatter Just because you support blacks living mean you want whites to die. Idiots.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Sarah E Gray‏ @segray25 30 Jul 2015
        Replying to @OpossumKween

        @PortableWolf I'm confused by your comment... Why can't we all just love each other and not kill each other!?!

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      5. Tabitha Opossum‏ @OpossumKween 30 Jul 2015
        Replying to @segray25

        @segray25 tell that to the people who keep killing people. And my comment was in response to the AllLivesMatter tag.

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      6. Sarah E Gray‏ @segray25 30 Jul 2015
        Replying to @OpossumKween

        @PortableWolf never said that... I don't want anybody to kill anybody... I say #AllLivesMatter

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