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    Aziz Ansari‏Verified account @azizansari 13 Jul 2015

    During airport delays, I now randomly sign copies of my book:pic.twitter.com/741eZfTgOL

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      2. TheBloggess‏Verified account @TheBloggess 13 Jul 2015
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        @azizansari I totally do that too! Not with your book, obviously. I do it with Stephen King's books.

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      1. Simon‏ @bauxoffice 13 Jul 2015
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        @azizansari "Security? Yeah there's some weirdo here vandalizing books."

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      2. Mike Russell‏ @MikesAndBikes 13 Jul 2015
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        @azizansari I like to sign my name in your books at airports, too. Twinsies!

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      1. Hannibal Lecter 🌊‏ @Humanitarian66 13 Jul 2015
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        @azizansari Plot twist: you open a copy and find it's already been signed.

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      1. Laura‏ @laurahotch 13 Jul 2015
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        @azizansari I already own your book. I'm going to sign it to myself on your behalf. Any message you'd like in particular?

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      1. Alex M. Pruteanu‏ @lx69 22 Jul 2015
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        @azizansari @RedHenPress I sign other people's novels...as them. Imagine how many happy people wound up w/Stephen King's signed copy.

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      1. Cynthia Weiss Stein‏ @cwsq 13 Jul 2015
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        Absolutely the coolest! RT @azizansari: During airport delays, I now randomly sign copies of my book:pic.twitter.com/VDzoHSFAlQ

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      1. Vinnie Handrahan‏ @crazycanuck77 13 Jul 2015
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        @azizansari thats an awesome surprise...think you shld sign Ben Mezrich's book too

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      1. 𝔖𝔠𝔞𝔯𝔢-𝔬-𝔩𝔦𝔫𝔢 ℜ𝔬𝔶𝔠𝔢  👻‏ @carolineroyce 13 Jul 2015
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        @azizansari you are such a gem.

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      2. Dr↟Kyle Long↟ ॐॐॐPhD‏ @diamondkrl 13 Jul 2015
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        @azizansari I am writing a book on best places to go cat jogging in America .

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      3. Dr↟Kyle Long↟ ॐॐॐPhD‏ @diamondkrl 20 Jul 2015
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        @DannyOK37 who buys the printers at Geekdom? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMvxF9pD1VY … If your lead generates sell, I will give you $500. #teamwork

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      4. Dr↟Kyle Long↟ ॐॐॐPhD‏ @diamondkrl 20 Jul 2015
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        @DannyOK37 in a van down by the river!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32WtDb3c3ws … or a tree house down by the river , rather spend money land by the river

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      1. Ben Mezrich‏Verified account @benmezrich 13 Jul 2015
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        @azizansari I am psyched to see my book next to yours! :)

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      1. Jonathan S Paek‏ @misterhypejon 13 Jul 2015
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        @azizansari this is awesome. and quite possibly a crime....

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      1. Zach Carlat‏ @ZCarlat 13 Jul 2015
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        @azizansari classic @JimGaffigan move

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      1. Sammy McEvilly‏ @sammy_mcevilly 14 Jul 2015
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        @azizansari @claradcorrea lol this is amazing, what a guy

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      1. Jeremy Carter‏ @Jer_Car 13 Jul 2015
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        @azizansari I do the same thing with all of @jk_rowling books.

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      1. Craig Fiegener‏Verified account @CraigNews3LV 13 Jul 2015
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        @azizansari A little acetone or bleach and the book will be good as new.

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