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    Aziz Ansari‏Verified account @azizansari 30 Jun 2015

    "You can't tell me we going to get tacos, then say we going to do acid instead" whoever I heard say this on the street yesterday Plz explain

    7:50 AM - 30 Jun 2015
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      2. graytini‏ @graytinez 30 Jun 2015
        Replying to @azizansari

        @azizansari @tonyyyyx9 this was you I bet

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      3. Dana Anderson‏ @danaandersonn 30 Jun 2015
        Replying to @graytinez

        @graytinez @azizansari @tonyyyyx9 tony said the reverse

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      4. graytini‏ @graytinez 30 Jun 2015
        Replying to @danaandersonn

        @danaandersonn @azizansari @tonyyyyx9 #FACTS

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      1. Brice Foster‏ @BCnumeroUno 30 Jun 2015
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        @azizansari Hey bro if it's a toss up between Chipotle or acid....I'ma go for the Chipotle.

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      1. Wally Sierk‏ @WallySierk 30 Jun 2015
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        @azizansari you can't tell me this has never happened to you

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      1. Megan Flamer‏ @shinyhealthy 30 Jun 2015
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        @azizansari were you in San Francisco at the time? Because that kinda misleading goes on constantly here... #acidtacos

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      1. Dylan Bredeau‏ @Dylaus 30 Jun 2015
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        @azizansari What is there to explain?

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      1. John Smith‏ @GOP_U 30 Jun 2015
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        @azizansari That was a private conversation between me and my grandmother, Aziz.

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      1. Benjamin Shaw‏ @bnjmnshw 30 Jun 2015
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        @azizansari fair enough, I'd be mad too

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      2. Katie  ⚓‏ @dropitlikefscot 30 Jun 2015
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        @azizansari what city because friends are constantly trying to get me to do drugs by tempting me with tacos. It's a regular thing.

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      1. pickledratts‏ @IrynaN2 30 Jun 2015
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        @azizansari Sometimes acid just happens. One minute your drinking a beer, the next your looking t into your A's cup and there's theuniverse

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      1. priest music‏ @priest_music 30 Jun 2015
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        @azizansari @capncamp 😭😂💙

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      1. fajita ➡chris liebing‏ @fajita_fajardo 30 Jun 2015
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        @azizansari he got honey dicked @elpiberoni305

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      1. Alicia‏ @alicialalaa 30 Jun 2015
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        @azizansari that is a drastic change of plans.

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      2. Mike Penny‏ @GDMpenny 30 Jun 2015
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        @azizansari @TawdryAud

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      1. spooky azka‏ @Azka_Malik 29 Dec 2015
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        @azizansari I can't man

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