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Pasta lover. I don't tweet much. My new Netflix series Master of None is now streaming on Netflix. I wrote a book called Modern Romance.

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    Aziz Ansari‏Verified account @azizansari 20 Jun 2015

    This Fathers Day show your dad you care with the best last minute gift ever: http://book.azizansari.com pic.twitter.com/PlgpYtSFRB

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      1.  ♥ ♥ 🧟‍♂️SLIEK 🧟‍♂️ ♥  ♥ [JuulJunkie]‏ @VelourJorts 28 Jun 2015
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        @azizansari your father hates you

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      1. kace‏ @KaceeRumsey 20 Jun 2015
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        @azizansaripic.twitter.com/IPGOvQfRQS

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      1. puj‏ @winniethepuja 20 Jun 2015
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        @azizansari what would it take to get a free copy of this masterpiece

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      1. ˡ ᵃ ᵘ ʳ ᵉᶰ‏ @veryevilhag 20 Jun 2015
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        @azizansari IM SPENDING MY NEXT PAYCHECK ON YOU

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      1. locbui190164@gmail.c‏ @locbui190164 26 Apr 2016
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        @azizansari x z

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      1. LEAN Lombardi‏ @EasterPink_Lean 12 Jan 2016
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        “@azizansari: This Fathers Day show your dad you care with the best last minute gift ever: http://book.azizansari.com  pic.twitter.com/iabEtfIQBg”😍

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      1. Daniel Beaty‏ @DanielBeaty2 14 Jul 2015
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        @azizansari oh snap your write a book it's about time you did something other then pocket square jk jk lol bbq

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      1. Kelvin Bennett‏ @kelvinbennett17 9 Jul 2015
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        @azizansari Be safe out there and know always who is around and can be trusted.

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      1. core‏ @coreman7 24 Jun 2015
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        @azizansari got to think about it...

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      1. êLâ‏ @pluchinoalex1 24 Jun 2015
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        @azizansari When my dad comes for me We're gonna be pissed! FUCK WHAT U HEARD IT'S WHAT U HEARING!

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      1. êLâ‏ @pluchinoalex1 24 Jun 2015
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        @azizansari WHERE'S MY SUPPORT?

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      1. Christina Dickinson‏ @WebTina 20 Jun 2015
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        @azizansari Yo! Where can I buy a signed copy in person? Do B&N have them #ModernRomanceBoo

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      1. C. Scott Parker‏ @BellVegas420 20 Jun 2015
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        @azizansari I bought it on @audible_com because I'm too lazy to use my eyes. My ears thank you though

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      1. mark patterson‏ @markandbeyonce 20 Jun 2015
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        @azizansari Yeap they the Delilah crew have work this thing as long as they could-fear-the reality that they would be uncovered and it's me

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      1. mark patterson‏ @markandbeyonce 20 Jun 2015
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        @azizansari So don't speak 2 him don't let him touch U don't let him do this or do that? Divine is not the only1 Latrice was attacked 2

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      1. mark patterson‏ @markandbeyonce 20 Jun 2015
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        @azizansari Well from the Taboo-Beyoncé's playboy girl her fern killa would for sure have exploded in a way she had never imaged if I had-a

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      1. mark patterson‏ @markandbeyonce 20 Jun 2015
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        @azizansari So I began to feel that The light complexioned girl had teased me in the nude @ Deju-vu Beyoncé's playboy shirt was the sign

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      1. mark patterson‏ @markandbeyonce 20 Jun 2015
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        @azizansari Yeah because the can't do what I did to Divine the girl @ Hustlers so they want to castrate and kill it from happening again.

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      1. mark patterson‏ @markandbeyonce 20 Jun 2015
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        @azizansari Pantomime allows them to keep hiding in the fake way they move the (Beyoncé) Delilah crew that's why they need pantomime

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      1. mark patterson‏ @markandbeyonce 20 Jun 2015
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        @azizansari I asked them to go ahead do it they can't move ! then I say well pantomime is a problem- it kills the power of the situation

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