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Pasta lover. I don't tweet much. My new Netflix series Master of None is now streaming on Netflix. I wrote a book called Modern Romance.

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    Aziz Ansari‏Verified account @azizansari 11 Jun 2015

    A lot of people have been asking if I'm doing an audiobook, and I did. I recorded it. Here's the intro:https://soundcloud.com/penguin-audio/modern-romance-by-aziz-ansari-introduction/s-cboDN …

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    • harxxx Kylie Lambert Kathleen Uhleesha Smells Kelly Mascarenhas Sickle Sally KM Erick Aldas Audible
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      1. Shbe‏ @bucket_garden 11 Jun 2015
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        @azizansari I was going to read the physical book, but now I'm tempted to just get the audiobook just to here you be hilarious while reading

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      1. Bron's tots‏ @alexhorn18 11 Jun 2015
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        @azizansari @priceman101 @YuyaEra @shanemente

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      1. Rudy Seferin‏ @RSeferin 11 Jun 2015
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        @azizansari definitely getting both, physical and audiobook lol

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      1. Rao Murukurthy‏ @plasticrao 11 Jun 2015
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        @azizansari That money is yours and it is a dope fucking song. cant wait to cuddle by a fire and hear you read this book to me next week!

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      1. ina‏ @gaelgarSeeYa 11 Jun 2015
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        @azizansari this is hilarious i can't wait

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      1. OWLBOY  🦉‏ @evanholdwick 11 Jun 2015
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        @azizansari this is actually the greatest thing I've heard today

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      1. Francis‏ @muhbuhtuh 11 Jun 2015
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        @azizansari nice tunes

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      1. por-shee-ah‏ @evoh 29 Sep 2016
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        just bought your audiobook! I NEED to find that smoooooth track in the beginning, thats some baby-making tunes! leads?

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      1. nicholas.‏ @nicxck 16 Jun 2015
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        @azizansari just bought the audiobook. excited to get into it!

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      1. Salaam Swipe‏ @Salaam_Swipe 12 Jun 2015
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        @azizansari After listening to the intro, I'm not actually sure if this book actually exists or if we're all just being punk'd

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      1. Ajay Mistry‏ @AjayMistry85 12 Jun 2015
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        @azizansari are there cliff notes for this book and movie scenes I can watch so I don't have to read the whole thing?

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      1. Ironic Fist‏ @InvisibleNinj11 12 Jun 2015
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        @azizansari intro? like you can't pirate it for free here?

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      1. Sidney Osterholt‏ @OsterholtSidney 11 Jun 2015
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        @azizansari Damn that was to sexy!

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      1. rob‏ @jesusyikes 11 Jun 2015
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        @azizansari I would seriously buy it on audible cause I am a lazy cunt. I know u want my money aziz

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      1. Jonathan JD Jordan‏ @JD_Chevy_Jordan 11 Jun 2015
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        @azizansari alright,you got me with that one 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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      1. Edgar S. Lopez-Long‏ @lopez_long 11 Jun 2015
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        @azizansari yo this shit off the hook son. Jk but in the real tho. I like your work keep it up dude.

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      1. Elise‏ @3l15e 11 Jun 2015
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        @azizansari @AlexCarrilloEsq

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      1. Nick‏ @nxenak 11 Jun 2015
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        @azizansari HAHAHAHAHAHA, the R & B music is on point!

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      1. Rudy Seferin‏ @RSeferin 11 Jun 2015
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        @azizansari OMG HAHAHAHA

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