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Pasta lover. I don't tweet much. My new Netflix series Master of None is now streaming on Netflix. I wrote a book called Modern Romance.

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    Aziz Ansari‏Verified account @azizansari 28 May 2015

    So that's my book, and I'm really excited for everyone to read it.

    11:22 AM - 28 May 2015
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      1. M.Mairaj Adeel‏ @MairajAdeel 30 May 2015
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        @azizansari am exited to read it....

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      1. josh‏ @jodabray 28 May 2015
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        Lol “@azizansari: So that's my book, and I'm really excited for everyone to read it.”

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      1. Andrew J McCauley‏ @andrewjmccauley 28 May 2015
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        @azizansari reading a book by Aziz is like paying a prostitute to bake you cookies; both delicious ways to get Hepatitis.

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      1. Nick‏ @nickatnite20 28 May 2015
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        @azizansari already pre-ordered! can't wait to aziz ansaREAD it

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      1. Josh Cason‏ @j_cason82 28 May 2015
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        @azizansari are there any pop up dick pics? Because that's comedy!

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      1. Rho‏ @Rhodare1 28 May 2015
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        @azizansari interesting global project. Did the culture interviewed play a part in the anwers?

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      1. Ninja Phil‏ @ninjaphil88 28 May 2015
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        @azizansari great, so you couldn't afford publicity so you muddied my feed with your shitty book smut. Thanks. Great joke.

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      1. UnapologeticKim ✨‏ @Kimchee492 28 May 2015
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        @azizansari can't wait!!!!

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      1. the BOSS instrumental‏ @heyshxri 28 May 2015
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        @azizansari buying every form of this book. I can't wait!

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      1. M.‏ @MicNice614 28 May 2015
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        @azizansari AZIZ I want to see a tour headlined by you with some of your favorite comedic geniuses. Unless its #RupertFault

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      1.  🕸 🧙‍♀️Halloween Haley  👻  🕸‏ @likethewolfe 28 May 2015
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        @azizansari your tweets have convinced me to buy it

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      1. mia  🎀 🔪‏ @Mollusk__King 28 May 2015
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        @azizansari I'm excited to read it! <3

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      1. Carson Hunter‏ @TheCarsonHunter 28 May 2015
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        @azizansari oh I'm definitely excited to read your book!pic.twitter.com/8xY769bDec

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      1. Shoughbameyang‏ @Shough 28 May 2015
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        @azizansari I'm excited too. Gonna read it on my honeymoon in August with my wife and soul mate. So much of what you say resonates with me

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      1. Sana Khan‏ @TheSanaKhanShow 28 May 2015
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        @azizansari Sounds really interesting. Looking forward to it. Congrats!

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