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    1. Aziz Ansari‏Verified account @azizansari 28 May 2015

      A few decades ago, ppl would find a decent person who lived in their neighborhood. Their families would meet...

      14 replies 88 retweets 391 likes
    2. Aziz Ansari‏Verified account @azizansari 28 May 2015
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      @azizansari ..and in about 6 months, the new couple would get married and have a kid, all by the time they were twenty-four.

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      Aziz Ansari‏Verified account @azizansari 28 May 2015

      @azizansari Today, people marry later than ever and spend years of their lives on a quest to find the perfect person, a soulmate.

      11:13 AM - 28 May 2015
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        1. step‏ @nalakoalala 28 May 2015
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          @azizansari what if you're my soulmate? :/

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        1. Canela  🦌‏ @desifemme 28 May 2015
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          @azizansari aziz are u getting married 👀 will u be serving vadais at the reception

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        1. Whatsherface‏ @quickenedroxy 28 May 2015
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          @azizansari Crazy, right? Stupid fairy tales. Let's blame Disney.

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        1. Seth M. Miller‏ @SethMiller79 28 May 2015
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          @azizansari it's called "birth control"

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        1. michael piecuch‏ @mipiecuch 28 May 2015
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          @azizansari so true.... I wasted my prime on this idea and stayed a virgin way too long

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        2. LoveRose20155‏ @LveRose20155 29 May 2015
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          @azizansari had my 1st boy at 23.Not married. 2nd boy at 29.still not married. I must b special haha I was raised Muslim but not one anymore

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        1. ChinguesKhjuan‏ @quixotic1904 29 May 2015
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          @azizansari married at 26....suck it aziz!

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        1. Chest Rockwell‏ @Chest_Rockwell7 28 May 2015
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          @azizansari the latter sounds better, frankly

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        1. Matt Murphree‏ @THEmattmurphree 28 May 2015
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          @azizansari and more of them get divorced!

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        1. Evan‏ @Steinhouser 28 May 2015
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          @azizansari #CCC @JerrySeinfeld wasn't this discussed in Massachusetts?

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        1. Wendy Starr‏ @pursnickety 28 May 2015
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          @azizansari that's why most people I know have divorced/remarried parents. Anyone can act decent for the first 6 months of honeymoon phase

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        1. Luke Voit Is My Dad‏ @DividedShane 28 May 2015
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          @azizansari Less of a stigma that woman NEED to get married/ have kids and more emphasis on the actual companionship.

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        1. louTAMUSAJAG‏ @palace41966_m 28 May 2015
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          @azizansari your soulmate is not here on earth.

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        1. Omair Khan‏ @Omair28Khan 28 May 2015
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          @azizansari didn't you say on conan that getting married early was stupid. Or was that just that for comedic sakes

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        1. Derek Ahlswede‏ @derekahlswede 28 May 2015
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          @azizansari I'm a big fan of the second option

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        1. Melanie Johnson‏ @melogna 28 May 2015
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          @azizansari Ah, the tyranny of choice.

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        1. Catherine‏ @bidibidibombomm 28 May 2015
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          @azizansari it's also because women are staying in college longer and are thinking about their career first than marriage

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        1. Rees Smith‏ @GAfilmboi 28 May 2015
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          @azizansari no decision is better than the wrong one.

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