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Pasta lover. I don't tweet much. My new Netflix series Master of None is now streaming on Netflix. I wrote a book called Modern Romance.

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    1. Aziz Ansari‏Verified account @azizansari 28 May 2015

      If you are in a relationship, do you share your email or phone passwords with your partner? Or keep that shit locked?

      161 replies 122 retweets 638 likes
    2. Aziz Ansari‏Verified account @azizansari 28 May 2015
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      @azizansari If your partner leaves their FB open & you see msgs from someone named Alexia, is it cool to read em? Who the fuck is Alexia?!

      26 replies 181 retweets 833 likes
      Aziz Ansari‏Verified account @azizansari 28 May 2015

      If you are single, you have problems like, "Why did this dude just text me ‘Hey’ and an emoji of a top hat?

      11:07 AM - 28 May 2015
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        1. Jen‏ @imagejennation 28 May 2015
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          @azizansari Kids have it easy these days. Back when I was single it was a dikpic in a top hat. #nooneshouldeverseethat

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        1. Michelle.‏ @Michfoshizzle 28 May 2015
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          @azizansari you know the struggle

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        1. Rissa‏ @RissaRants 28 May 2015
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          @Julzzila RT @azizansari If you are single, you have problems like, "Why did this dude just text me ‘Hey’ and an emoji of a top hat?

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        1. Bailey McGowan‏ @baileylmcgowan 28 May 2015
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          @azizansari LOLOLOL

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        1. Harry Newhouse‏ @HarryDNewhouse 4 Jun 2015
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          @azizansari If in doubt it's because he wants to have sex with you?

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        1. peårl‏ @pagalpearl 28 May 2015
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          @azizansari more like "is he from the 20th century????" lmao top hat

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        1. gina lopinto‏ @ginalopinto 28 May 2015
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          @azizansari never has a more accurate statement existed on the Internet

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        1. Wisty ⚓️‏ @WisteriaSky233 28 May 2015
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          @azizansari Hey 🎩

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        1. F. Desai  🌿‏ @fairy_des 28 May 2015
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          @azizansari do u think social media (IG) ruined perspective for us? love comes to us but we look @ pics of others & think: i can do better

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        1. First Date Problems‏ @firstdateprblms 28 May 2015
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          @azizansari I'm pretty sure that means he's classy, no?

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        1. Panic! at the FUCKING EVERYWHERE‏ @Archenai 28 May 2015
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          @azizansari said no single guy ever

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        1. Howie's on La Crosse‏ @HowiesLaCrosse 28 May 2015
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          @azizansari Lol! Have you received said messages?

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        1. 𝒶𝓃𝓃𝒶  😈‏ @annanotation 28 May 2015
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          @azizansari #mlady

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        1. marc‏ @marcturf 28 May 2015
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          @azizansari I had a wrong number call me then I harassed them to make sure there wasn't some girl there wanting to talk to me.

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        1. Brogan Knight  💕‏ @BruiserBrogan 28 May 2015
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          “@azizansari: If you are single, you have problems like, "Why did this dude just text me ‘Hey’ and an emoji of a top hat?” @elishasketchley

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        1. Omar A.‏ @el_chiclets 28 May 2015
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          @azizansari If you're single like me you have problems of no one texting you.

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        1. Michael McCaughan‏ @mmccaughan 28 May 2015
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          @azizansari Oh wait.. Thats not a top hat.

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        1. Paul‏ @pcollett88 28 May 2015
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          @azizansari 😳🙈 bye

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