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    Aziz Ansari‏Verified account @azizansari 28 May 2015

    If you are in a relationship, do you share your email or phone passwords with your partner? Or keep that shit locked?

    11:04 AM - 28 May 2015
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      2. Aziz Ansari‏Verified account @azizansari 28 May 2015
        Replying to @azizansari

        @azizansari If your partner leaves their FB open & you see msgs from someone named Alexia, is it cool to read em? Who the fuck is Alexia?!

        26 replies 181 retweets 833 likes
      3. Aziz Ansari‏Verified account @azizansari 28 May 2015
        Replying to @azizansari

        If you are single, you have problems like, "Why did this dude just text me ‘Hey’ and an emoji of a top hat?

        24 replies 885 retweets 1,748 likes
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      2. Nancy Nyström‏ @n_nystrom 28 May 2015
        Replying to @azizansari

        @azizansari I don't share but my partner does.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Adam‏ @Khanoisseur 28 May 2015
        Replying to @n_nystrom

        when they show you a photo on the phone but won't let you hold the phone because you might swipe 😁 @n_nystrom @azizansari

        1 reply 1 retweet 9 likes
      4. Nancy Nyström‏ @n_nystrom 28 May 2015
        Replying to @Khanoisseur

        @Khanoisseur @azizansari that's some sketchy sh*t. I don't have a password. No need to protect my 200+ Seinfeld images.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Jonathan Lally‏ @jonathanlally 28 May 2015
        Replying to @azizansari

        @azizansari I keep them from my wife, share them with my mistress.

        1 reply 0 retweets 14 likes
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      1. Jason J. Brown‏ @JasonBrownComic 28 May 2015
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        @azizansari We have this thing called trust... my devices are not locked or PW protected and yet she doesn't go read my stuff.

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      1. Matt Stasoff  🍪 🍪 🍪‏ @mattstasoff 28 May 2015
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        @azizansari Share but it comes from a place of mutual respect, opposed to the person demanding it.

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      1. Josh Hamilton‏ @theJoshuaAdam 28 May 2015
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        @azizansari my wife knows what my passwords and lock code are. Same with me for her. No reason for us not to know I guess

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      1. Eric Barberio‏ @____E______ 28 May 2015
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        @azizansari If she doesn't know you well enough to guess your password then she doesn't deserve it.

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      1. Stephen Selnick‏ @sls1231 28 May 2015
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        @azizansari tighter than fort knox

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      1. Jon‏ @JonShaw83 28 May 2015
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        @azizansari locked, but if she asked I would show. She's never asked. #nothingtohide

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      2. sue mattson‏ @SueWhoopDeeDo 28 May 2015
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        @azizansari Everyone deserves their privacy. You either trust the other person, or you don't.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Trust No One‏ @mrganosuke 28 May 2015
        Replying to @SueWhoopDeeDo

        @SueWhoopDeeDo @azizansari I agree with you Sue. In hindsight, I should have fought harder, but caved.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. sue mattson‏ @SueWhoopDeeDo 28 May 2015
        Replying to @mrganosuke

        @mrganosuke @azizansari Bummer...I hope things are going better for you now.

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      5. Trust No One‏ @mrganosuke 28 May 2015
        Replying to @SueWhoopDeeDo

        @SueWhoopDeeDo it's going fine actually. Way fewer disagreements nowadays. Thanks.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      6. sue mattson‏ @SueWhoopDeeDo 28 May 2015
        Replying to @mrganosuke

        @mrganosuke Oh,good! Glad to hear it.:)

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