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Pasta lover. I don't tweet much. My new Netflix series Master of None is now streaming on Netflix. I wrote a book called Modern Romance.

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    Aziz Ansari‏Verified account @azizansari 20 May 2015

    Pre-order my book and get the intro chapter NOW, an mp3 chapter of the audiobook, and a shit ton of Drake dubsmashes:http://book.azizansari.com 

    8:09 AM - 20 May 2015
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      2. Meg Potts‏ @Meg_Potts91 20 May 2015
        Replying to @azizansari

        @azizansari do besties get a free copy?

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      3. old man banshee  🎃‏ @FindusPancake 20 May 2015
        Replying to @Meg_Potts91

        @Meg_Potts91 @azizansari *a free SIGNED copy for me. So I can sell it. (Times are hard)

        0 replies 1 retweet 2 likes
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      1. McLean & Eakin‏ @McLeanandEakin 21 May 2015
        Replying to @azizansari

        @azizansari Maybe you'll consider adding Indiebound instead of just a link to Amazon? Indie stores take pre-orders too 😊

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      1. chicago todd west‏ @toddtakes 20 May 2015
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        @azizansari I already did how do I get my drizzy?

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      1. Pooja‏ @pooj_ 21 May 2015
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        @azizansari I can't get pre-order swag cos I like in the UK. Sad times.

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      1. M²F‏ @MFlanders 21 May 2015
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        @azizansari is the chapter we get now the same chapter you're also reading for the mp3? cus that's.....the same damn chapter.

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      1. TheRealJayWilliams‏ @jwsc512 20 May 2015
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        @azizansari your book comes out on my wedding anniversary #thanksforthegift #modernromance

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      1. Michael Silver‏ @BigEastSilver 20 May 2015
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        @azizansari I did and entered the lottery for your NYC book tour!

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      1. Johnny Sullivan‏ @johnrsull 20 May 2015
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        @azizansari just pre-ordered and downloaded the free stuff. Is the mp3 supposed to cut out midway through, like right at the Wortham part?

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      1. XO.Chicks.XO‏ @chrishicks42 20 May 2015
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        @azizansari are they your dubs? Cause I'd pay for that

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      1. Miguel‏ @miguelovoxo 20 May 2015
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        @azizansari I pre-ordered a hard copy on @BNBuzz a while ago. How can I get this content?

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      1. Spooky Kim Jong Un‏ @KimJongBro 20 May 2015
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        @azizansaripic.twitter.com/0rQ56qUMqu

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      1. Jessica Alba‏ @duchessofnarnia 20 May 2015
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        @azizansari omg do you blow people up?

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      1. 》》 💀《《‏ @allisoninfinity 20 May 2015
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        @azizansari now how many is a shit ton? I need to know for scientific reasons....

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      1. Inaam‏ @shinsaki 20 May 2015
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        @azizansari imperial or metric ton?

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      1. Tropical Storm Mike‏ @JerseyImperator 20 May 2015
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        @azizansari ill show u mine first ;) http://jerseyimperator.com pic.twitter.com/DUmhjViVh4

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      1. Khaaaaaaaan EBooV 👻‏ @ConnieBV 20 May 2015
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        @azizansari Never let anyone tell you you're not a salesman.

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      1. nat‏ @natworsley 20 May 2015
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        @azizansari hook me up

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