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Pasta lover. I don't tweet much. My new Netflix series Master of None is now streaming on Netflix. I wrote a book called Modern Romance.

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    Aziz Ansari‏Verified account @azizansari 12 Mar 2015

    NEW STANDUP: We are the rudest, flakiest people ever: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RbMv7HUiO4 … Full special on Netflix.

    8:52 AM - 12 Mar 2015
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      2. Mark_Black‏ @Mark_Black 12 Mar 2015
        Replying to @azizansari

        @azizansari My friend Noel @longweekends was a little judge-y about your special. I won't listen to him & I'll get netflix just to watch it.

        2 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. Alieda Blandford‏ @AliedaBlandford 12 Mar 2015
        Replying to @Mark_Black

        @Mark_Black @azizansari @longweekends I watched this last night. Recommended!

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      1. Nicole Benalcázar‏ @NikitaBenalcaza 10 Apr 2015
        Replying to @azizansari

        @azizansari awesome! Have a great time seen it.

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      1. Armando‏ @AlphaGoldFishy 4 Apr 2015
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        @azizansari @Brandon_TheSage

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      1. christinemphmd‏ @christinemphmd 14 Mar 2015
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        Just watched @azizansari on @netflix live at MSG. Hilarious!!!!

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      1. shiggy‏ @ohmyshigupie 13 Mar 2015
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        “@azizansari: NEW STANDUP: We are the rudest, flakiest people ever: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RbMv7HUiO4 … Full special on Netflix.” love u

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      1. andrea‏ @neoncutoff 12 Mar 2015
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        @azizansari this was my favorite part!! @blakejp

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      1. Tim‏ @TPidge352 12 Mar 2015
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        @azizansari way worse than the others

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      1. Dan Schönhaar‏ @minute44 12 Mar 2015
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        @azizansari Aziz, that part of the show might as well have been about my life! People today are the fucking worst!

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      1. mg‏ @mlgitzz 12 Mar 2015
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        @robyn_hoffman watching when I get home from class obv

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      2. ☾ hannah‏ @hannah_unlost 12 Mar 2015
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        @azizansari how is Harris doing?

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      2. Mando Iverson‏ @ATorres3395 12 Mar 2015
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        “@azizansari: NEW STANDUP: We are the rudest, flakiest people ever: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RbMv7HUiO4 … Full special on Netflix.” @J_davis12 welcome.

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      3. Jacob Davis‏ @J_davis12 12 Mar 2015
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        @ATorres3395 your not allowed to come over until you watch that one

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      4. Mando Iverson‏ @ATorres3395 12 Mar 2015
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        @J_davis12 I am already duhhh

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      2. g‏ @GrahamThoughts 12 Mar 2015
        Replying to @azizansari

        @azizansari if Phil wasn't there by 8:15, it meant Phil was dead.

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      3. Scott Mielke‏ @macmielke 12 Mar 2015
        Replying to @GrahamThoughts

        @grahamthoughts I just watched this last night on netflix!

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      4. g‏ @GrahamThoughts 12 Mar 2015
        Replying to @macmielke

        @macmielke pretty good stuff. I almost got tired of him, but I'm back on board.

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