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    Aziz Ansari‏Verified account @azizansari 28 Feb 2015

    Worst things in life: 1) Friends and family passing away 2) Fruit flies

    3:33 PM - 28 Feb 2015
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      2. Eric‏ @WaldoWilbur 28 Feb 2015
        Replying to @azizansari

        @azizansari Imagine being a fruit fly and having fruit fly relatives die.

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      2. Amy Smith‏ @Smithers_14 28 Feb 2015
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        @azizansari 3) lists

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      1. leah slays‏ @LeaahhM 28 Feb 2015
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        “@azizansari: Worst things in life: 1) Friends and family passing away 2) Fruit flies” @kellycrotty1 @karcher30 @jdecks15 fruit flies

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      1. Abby Neufeld‏ @abbyneufeld95 28 Feb 2015
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        @azizansari @keely_anderson aziz feels us

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      2. MAK.‏ @am__aka 28 Feb 2015
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        Lmfaoo RT “@azizansari: Worst things in life: 1) Friends and family passing away 2) Fruit flies”

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      3. dad yeung  🇯🇲‏ @malcolmpyeung 28 Feb 2015
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        *laughs wildly* “@_amakilla: Lmfaoo RT “@azizansari: Worst things in life: 1) Friends and family passing away 2) Fruit flies””

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      1. Kaeli Brotherton‏ @Kaelibro 29 Jun 2015
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        @azizansari @JordanGray1118 @palmtreechickee

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      1. michele‏ @cassssssieb 28 Feb 2015
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        “@azizansari: Worst things in life: 1) Friends and family passing away 2) Fruit flies” @anyone in advanced bio

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      1. Jordan Humm‏ @__jordanhumm 28 Feb 2015
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        @ryanhumm “@azizansari: Worst things in life: 1) Friends and family passing away 2) Fruit flies”

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      1. Keagan Ilvonen‏ @Keagan 28 Feb 2015
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        @azizansari obviously you’ve never encountered horse flies.

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      1. Gretchen Scott‏ @gretchen_scott 28 Feb 2015
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        @azizansari Fly tip: Apple cider vinegar in a glass w/ saran wrap over the top w/ some small holes poked in it. They fly in. It works.

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      1. Maggie Fitzsimmons‏ @maggiefitz14 28 Feb 2015
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        @azizansari @anniefitz

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      1. Rebecca Gladstone‏ @rebeccaglad 1 Mar 2015
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        “@azizansari: Worst things in life: 1) Friends and family passing away 2) Fruit flies” @hspechler

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      1. Emily Al-Jbouri‏ @emilyaljbouri 28 Feb 2015
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        “@azizansari: Worst things in life: 1) Friends and family passing away 2) Fruit flies” @LizAl_J this hits startlingly close to home rn

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