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Pasta lover. I don't tweet much. My new Netflix series Master of None is now streaming on Netflix. I wrote a book called Modern Romance.

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    Aziz Ansari‏Verified account @azizansari 20 Feb 2015

    First scene of a movie he wrote for me and Danny McBride that never got made. We pitch a product called "SHIDDERZ":pic.twitter.com/8Wo3nqzm5C

    6:23 PM - 20 Feb 2015
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      1. BOOby‏Verified account @raisedinthecity 20 Feb 2015
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        @azizansari "hanes employee #1 raises his hand"

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      1. Heath W. Black‏ @heathwblack 20 Feb 2015
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        @azizansari that's some funny shit

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      1. Afen‏ @Afeniziizi58 21 Feb 2015
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        @azizansari You are siking?

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      1. sparkles mctoot‏ @sparklesmctoot 20 Feb 2015
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        @azizansari what can we do to get this movie made? I can take out a 2nd mortgage on my house. It's a rancher in a great school district.

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      1. Kabab‏ @Kabab_Bob 20 Feb 2015
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        @azizansari You need to get off Twitter and finish this script.

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      1. Daniel Chase‏ @AssyNuts 20 Feb 2015
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        @azizansari I'm sorry for your loss. He seemed like a funny guy. I loved his work on Parks and Rec.

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      1. kayd‏ @KaydenGrabarek 20 Feb 2015
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        @azizansari @ashleykostrub

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      1. Richard Allen‏ @ra_duncan81 20 Feb 2015
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        @azizansari I would certainly go see this movie. I'm cracking up already.

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      1. Marta Alessandra‏ @madcaps 20 Feb 2015
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        @azizansari I can hear you when I read it (or maybe that's the second g&t)

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      1. zach aaronson‏ @zach_aaronson 20 Feb 2015
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        @azizansari this is GOLD! where can i get me some SHIDDERZ!?

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      1. Ben‏ @Bcacc3 20 Feb 2015
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        @azizansari not surprised this movie didn't get made lol

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      1. Brock W‏ @bdub237 20 Feb 2015
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        @azizansari hahahhaha

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      1. ian w‏ @subinai 20 Feb 2015
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        @azizansari please share more. These are hilarious and a great tribute

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      1. Bill Parks‏ @Bill_Parks 20 Feb 2015
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        @azizansari Hope you applied for the Shidderz patent. Wouldn't want it to slip through the crack.

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      1. Clark Bosslet‏ @thoughtbomb 20 Feb 2015
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        @azizansari then what happens?!

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      1. Brian Hecht‏ @brian_hecht 20 Feb 2015
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        @azizansari rebrand them as "backdoorz" and pitch it again. Seriously though, sorry for the loss of your friend. Sounds like a great guy.

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      1. t/d‏ @wanderlustyler 20 Feb 2015
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        @azizansari do it

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      1. A Poetess‏ @TYMENUS 20 Feb 2015
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        @azizansari I'm sorry for your loss. Addiction is a difficult issue . So many losing their battles.

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