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Pasta lover. I don't tweet much. My new Netflix series Master of None is now streaming on Netflix. I wrote a book called Modern Romance.

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    Aziz Ansari‏Verified account @azizansari 29 Jan 2015

    Sorry, I'm going to be on Letterman TOMORROW. @rupertmurdoch still plz tune in.

    1:24 PM - 29 Jan 2015
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      1. carissasophia‏ @carissasophia 31 Jan 2015
        Replying to @azizansari

        Treat yo' self, to 5 mins with ME. Kidding! Did u have to correct the writers? When u said "I literally couldn't care less"? @azizansari

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      2. bagel‏ @BagelSmalls 29 Jan 2015
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        @azizansari I'll tune in both days

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      3. romaisa‏ @romeaysa 29 Jan 2015
        Replying to @BagelSmalls

        @BagelSmalls thanks for all the love and support 💘

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      4. bagel‏ @BagelSmalls 29 Jan 2015
        Replying to @romeaysa

        @romeaysa np aziz

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      1. Christina Tascon‏ @ctascon2012 29 Jan 2015
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        @azizansari Do you need a calendar or just a good assistant to tell you where to go? LOL

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      1. Clay‏ @RealClayR 29 Jan 2015
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        @azizansari nigga get it right I retweeted that shit

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      1. Shaun S. Johnson‏ @ShaunSJohnson 29 Jan 2015
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        @azizansari: Be unrelenting. He needs to know how ignorant those tweets were. And how the fuck does he misspell so much shit. Idiot.

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      1. Pamela Night‏ @PamUSVI 3 Feb 2015
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        @azizansari @rupertmurdoch Muslim is not a "race".

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      1. VOTE On NOVEMBER 6!‏ @geminimoon 1 Feb 2015
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        @azizansari Did you and Dave make the #PuppyBowl?

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      1. Jeffery Metz‏ @JefferyMetz2 1 Feb 2015
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        @azizansari furious 7 has to have you fired up! Jumping cars from skyscrapers in Abu Dabi!

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      1. Sara Webb‏ @ServingSara 1 Feb 2015
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        @azizansari when are you coming back to SC? Say Charleston area? #TreatYoSelf

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      2. Wali Mohd Mir‏ @WaliMohammadMir 1 Feb 2015
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        @azizansari hii....

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      3. Wali Mohd Mir‏ @WaliMohammadMir 1 Feb 2015
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        @WaliMohammadMir Aap koun

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      1. Mike‏ @hogrider30 31 Jan 2015
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        @azizansari @rupertmurdoch Begging for viewers? Good luck, loser.

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      1. kamen rider cyber‏ @zaper684 31 Jan 2015
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        @azizansari #DBvsDZ

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      1. Cocaine Greg China Family‏ @MestizoBobbyHil 31 Jan 2015
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        @azizansari Funny how you get so heated about some old shit, but no condemnation for the Charlie Hebdo attacks. Kind of proves his point.

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