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Pasta lover. I don't tweet much. My new Netflix series Master of None is now streaming on Netflix. I wrote a book called Modern Romance.

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    Aziz Ansari‏Verified account @azizansari 25 Jan 2015

    Apparently his MC name is B-Rabbit. Is battling tonight as well. Has a vomit stain on his sweater (maybe spaghetti?), hope he feels well

    7:54 PM - 25 Jan 2015
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      2. LD‏Verified account @lildickytweets 25 Jan 2015
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        @azizansari amazing

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      1. Luíse B.‏ @luisedsb 25 Jan 2015
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        @azizansari Does he looks calm and ready?

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      1. Ardell Halston‏ @ahalston 25 Jan 2015
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        @azizansari he's nervous

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      1. Kevin S. Batchelor‏ @ksbphoto 25 Jan 2015
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        @azizansari does he look calm and ready? If so, be careful because I've heard he drops bombs.

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      1. eve's saint lil ron‏ @wongkaflocka 29 Jan 2015
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        “@azizansari: his MC name is B-Rabbit. Is battling tonight as well. Has a vomit stain on his sweater (maybe spaghetti?), hope he feels well”

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      1. Yadidi‏ @eyeiswhoitbe 27 Jan 2015
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        @azizansari its prolly spaghetti from his brothers wives sister-n-law, or maybe moms idk

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      1. Holly‏ @jollyholly127 25 Jan 2015
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        @azizansari I thought it was Mom's spaghetti. Hummm you might be right lol.

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      1. michael riley‏ @mykrily 25 Jan 2015
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        @azizansari Not tomato sauce. Blood from a vic. #Thuglife

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      1. emojimom‏ @pfromong 25 Jan 2015
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        @azizansari aye word on the street his mom makes a mean plate of spaghetti

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      2. neat fella (poaster's curse)‏ @OnlineShitHead_ 25 Jan 2015
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        @azizansari did you go back in time to 2001?

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      3. neat fella (poaster's curse)‏ @OnlineShitHead_ 25 Jan 2015
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        @azizansari 2002* fuck u i was close

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      1. Mr. BrownFaust‏ @Q_brownfaust 25 Jan 2015
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        “@azizansari: Apparently his MC name is B-Rabbit. Is battling tonight as well. Has a vomit stain on his sweater...” @b_raabbit

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      1. Pete Mortensen‏Verified account @morepete 25 Jan 2015
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        @azizansari did his mom make it?

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      1. darkskin druid 🎃‏ @vnvnsi 25 Jan 2015
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        @azizansari did u just

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      1. Jameson Sheely‏ @jamo__sheely 25 Jan 2015
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        @azizansari and ain't no such things as half way crooks. You should memorize that I hear there's always a chance for some crowd interaction

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      1. Jeff Roark‏ @Jeffroarkk 25 Jan 2015
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        @azizansari I can't stop reading these in your voice, this is weird!

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      1. Magic Steve‏ @MagicSteve83 25 Jan 2015
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        @azizansari I love what you're doing right now.

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      1. monty Ⓥ 👽‏ @rosemontphx 25 Jan 2015
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        @azizansari but he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down and the whole crowd goes loud he opens his mouth but the words won't come out.

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      1. Gaven but spooky‏ @Gaven_Smart 25 Jan 2015
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        @azizansari hahahaha

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