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Pasta lover. I don't tweet much. My new Netflix series Master of None is now streaming on Netflix. I wrote a book called Modern Romance.

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    Aziz Ansari‏Verified account @azizansari 6 Jan 2015

    LAST CHANCE PHOENIX: I'm coming this weekend for shows. Just opened up some more seats, get your tix here: http://bit.ly/phxaziz2 

    10:02 PM - 6 Jan 2015
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      1. Chris Holter‏ @cholter7 6 Jan 2015
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        @azizansari check out my bros spot at Taco Haus #scottsdale @paytoncurry

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      1. llabsinnetkrad@‏ @darktennisball 17 Feb 2015
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        @azizansari @joaquinphoenix

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      1. crunchyFrog‏ @MorningGrog 17 Jan 2015
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        @azizansari I wanna try out my ladyaziz act! Denver it is!!! Which spot?! I won't cook now!pic.twitter.com/ZlNNXY5UYa

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      1. B‏ @aHyerPower 11 Jan 2015
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        @azizansari not after seeing all the assbags tweets tonight. Fuck that lol.

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      1. Laurie‏ @Laurie73 9 Jan 2015
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        @azizansari had a great time tonight at your show. A Ja Rule song just played, I laughed so hard I fell out of my chair!!

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      1. Heather D‏ @itsstillheather 9 Jan 2015
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        @azizansari was hilarious tonight! We laughed so hard... Poor Trevor's face 😂

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      1. Erica Lichtsinn‏ @emherrera8 9 Jan 2015
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        @azizansari here and ready for you!!! #celebritytheater @samsargent113 @soshea926 @_WadeL

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      1. Lainy J‏ @lainalj 9 Jan 2015
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        @azizansari bought tickets but have a baby issue. Bring the baby or don't bring the baby? Lol

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      1. bgriesy‏ @bgriesy 9 Jan 2015
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        “@azizansari: LAST CHANCE PHOENIX: I'm coming this weekend for shows. get your tix here: http://bit.ly/phxaziz2 ” @Hickenloooper

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      1. Jon Roig‏ @runnr_az 9 Jan 2015
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        @azizansari I'm gonna come see you tonight... Looking forward to it!

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      1. crunchyFrog‏ @MorningGrog 9 Jan 2015
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        @azizansari TICKET. BOUGHT. LAUGH ME. PLEASE! ;) Ill even cook ya dinner! WE ALLLLL KNOW YOU KNOW HOW TO EAT!

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      1. boulderblake‏ @boulderblake 8 Jan 2015
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        @azizansari you suck. I bought tickets to the denver show on saturday. YOU Added show. Now all funny stuff will be at second show. lame.

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      1. Megan Elaine‏ @MeganElaine_ 8 Jan 2015
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        @azizansari I just worked two extra shifts at work to get me some tickets and now.. sold out. TAKE ME ON A DATE AZIZ!

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      1. Hail King Shailesh‏ @jublix 7 Jan 2015
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      1. ~DancingUnicorns~‏ @cheekybastard12 7 Jan 2015
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        @azizansari all thats left is the seats in the back. Noooo. I wanna see your faaacee.

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      1. sbsingleton‏ @cjuevos 6 Jan 2015
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        @azizansari come to anchorage #notthatcold

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      1. The Chiefs Kingdom (Ver 2.0)‏ @1_ChiefsKingdom 6 Jan 2015
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        @azizansari will you spring for a babysitter if I buy two tix?

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      1. jonathan chalamet‏ @idgajon 6 Jan 2015
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