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    Aziz Ansari‏Verified account @azizansari 22 Dec 2014

    Instead of buying someone a nasty fruit cake, help fight poverty & hunger with @OxfamAmerica. Buy a gift at http://oxfamgifts.com .

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      1. Mel‏ @melaniefraher 22 Dec 2014
        Replying to @azizansari

        @azizansari @OxfamAmerica I bought each person in my family a different donation to Oxfam this year for xmas :-) Love them!

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      1. I'm Chris Skelton‏ @redditisfun 22 Dec 2014
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        .@azizansari @OxfamAmerica people don't buy fruitcakes, they just sort of appear. But yeah, OxFam is good people. You should donate to them.

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      2. Jools‏ @Utopiandreams93 22 Dec 2014
        Replying to @azizansari

        @azizansari @OxfamAmerica @metbono someone knows about @GIJOE6732 😳

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      3.  🔥VOODOO CHILD 🔥‏ @GIJOE6732 22 Dec 2014
        Replying to @Utopiandreams93

        Okay....More for me😜 But I do give to the needy. @Utopiandreams93 @azizansari @OxfamAmerica @metbono

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      4. Jools‏ @Utopiandreams93 22 Dec 2014
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        @GIJOE6732 @azizansari @OxfamAmerica @metbono I never said you didn't, I'm petrified of fruit cakes!!😣

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      1. Julio Caésar‏ @_Julio_Caesar 22 Dec 2014
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        Buy a goat! MT @azizansari: Instead of buying someone a nasty fruit cake,help fight poverty & hunger w. @OxfamAmerica http://oxfamgifts.com 

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      1. baxter roo‏ @blankstare_bear 22 Dec 2014
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        @azizansari @OxfamAmerica great idea!

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      1. Orion Trunk‏ @OrionTrunk 22 Dec 2014
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        @azizansari What does Tom Halverford call fruit cakes? Berry bricks? @parksandrecnbc

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      2. Dimitri Saliani‏ @DSaliani 22 Dec 2014
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        @azizansari @OxfamAmerica For sure, but you need to try the fruitcake from Collin Street Bakery.

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      1. Christine Bader‏Verified account @christinebader 23 Dec 2014
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        @azizansari Better - give cash! Read This Before You Buy Another Holiday Gift (or Goat) http://parenting.blogs.nytimes.com/2014/12/22/read-this-before-you-buy-another-holiday-gift-or-goat/ …

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      1. Ian Vegas‏ @mrlongpants 23 Dec 2014
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        @azizansari you can come up with something less cliché than fruitcake. That's how my pops makes a living homie. #beatricebakeryco

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      1. Carse O Mighty‏ @carseomighty 22 Dec 2014
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        @azizansari @OxfamAmerica I baked the shit out of my own fruitcake. and bought gifts for underprivileged kids.

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      1. The J Dr‏ @powdercity 22 Dec 2014
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        “@azizansari: Instead of buying someone a nasty fruit cake, fight poverty & hunger w/ @OxfamAmerica" Or walk into a #jambajuice @_Can_Man_

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      1. Daniel Fireside‏ @fuegoside 22 Dec 2014
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        @azizansari If someone is truly hungry, they will eat the fruitcake.

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      1. Vash the Stampede‏ @Communisum 22 Dec 2014
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        @azizansari @OxfamAmerica his account is defiantly hacked.

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      1. Surberwong‏ @surberwong 22 Dec 2014
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        @azizansari I happen to really love fruitcake Aziz. Thanks for calling out my secret shame.

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      1. Eddie Wood‏ @EddieWoodXXX 22 Dec 2014
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        @azizansari @OxfamAmerica like a hardy goat!

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