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Pasta lover. I don't tweet much. My new Netflix series Master of None is now streaming on Netflix. I wrote a book called Modern Romance.

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    Aziz Ansari‏Verified account @azizansari 14 Dec 2014

    Was trying to pour a heart but it actually looks like the two evil twins from The Matrix Reloaded… http://instagram.com/p/wmbt7NSRH-/ 

    12:27 PM - 14 Dec 2014
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      1. Doug Bonar‏ @BonarDoug 14 Dec 2014
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        @azizansari great pcs

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      1. 𝙏𝙮𝙡𝙚𝙧 𝙎𝙝𝙞𝙥𝙥𝙮‏Verified account @tylerwshippy 14 Dec 2014
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        @azizansari I can see itpic.twitter.com/EodXMIycSL

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      1. sicifetus‏ @toomanytoes 14 Dec 2014
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        @azizansari Garlic.

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      1. PMK‏ @pkaras98 16 Dec 2014
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        @azizansari wow ... Saw your set on CC ... #gottahaveit

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      1. ireneiris‏ @ireneiris 15 Dec 2014
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        @azizansari @TheOnion don't you dare drink that!!!

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      1. ireneiris‏ @ireneiris 15 Dec 2014
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        @azizansari that is a very realistic crosscut of an onion you poured there. So realistic I can classify the genus and species!!!

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      1. Manwendra Singh K‏ @manwendrasinghk 15 Dec 2014
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        @azizansari I was skeptical but this has really helped me http://doctoroznews.us 

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      1. Victrola Coffee‏ @VictrolaCoffee 15 Dec 2014
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        .@azizansari Awesome!!! Come back to Victrola in Seattle. We'll teach you to pour a heart and you can teach us to pour ... this ...

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      1. Brad Podray‏ @official_o_o 15 Dec 2014
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        @azizansari this joke is the best reason to have watched The Matrix Reloaded.

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      1. Nate‏ @nate98077 14 Dec 2014
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        @azizansari it so does!

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      1. Adam‏ @Adam_jr637 14 Dec 2014
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        @azizansari lt looks delicious

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      1. Sandeep Lota‏ @Jedi443 14 Dec 2014
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        @azizansari no one else can relate because I think you're the only one who sat through that!

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      1. poop‏ @wlafle3 14 Dec 2014
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        @azizansari making out

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      1. Joe Findlay‏ @jkfindlay 14 Dec 2014
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        @azizansari Why are they kissing?

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      1. Elizabeth‏ @SweetViolet401 14 Dec 2014
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        @azizansari onion. A non-evil onion.

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      1. snail bait‏ @luisenriwhat 14 Dec 2014
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        @azizansari I noticed ur not following anyone on ig so how about I become the first person you follow? Ig: Luisenriwhat

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