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Pasta lover. I don't tweet much. My new Netflix series Master of None is now streaming on Netflix. I wrote a book called Modern Romance.

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    Aziz Ansari‏Verified account @azizansari 7 Dec 2014

    YG: "Maaaaan, this some bullshit. First peanuts hit my face, now kids is fucking levitating. I can't even watch the movie!" #GhostPlane

    9:03 PM - 7 Dec 2014
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      1. Abraham Diaz‏ @abrahamdjr 7 Dec 2014
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        @azizansari the ghost gently whispers "suck my ass"

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      1. *sigh*‏ @mariacashton 7 Dec 2014
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        @azizansari tom

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      1. Sabine Okami‏ @sabine_ok 7 Dec 2014
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        My commute to work just got a bit more exciting @azizansari 's #ghostplane

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      1. Jorge Omar‏ @elg0rko 7 Dec 2014
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        @azizansari better than levitating kid nuts hit my face

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      1. Veni yulita‏ @VeniGraceta81 7 Dec 2014
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        @azizansari☹

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      1. Antonis Papadopoulos‏ @Whos_Your_Papa 7 Dec 2014
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        @azizansari ooo wow breaking the 4th wall perhaps? stylish

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      1. Pablo Cabrera‏ @Pablichi92 7 Dec 2014
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        @azizansari u're dope hahahah

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      1. Nate the Husker  ❄️‏ @Husker_Nerd 7 Dec 2014
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        @azizansari keep going...

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      1. #AndAMovie‏ @hogmogustav 7 Dec 2014
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        @azizansari "who's in the bathroom?" "no one, everyone's in their seats." "but... the occupied sign is on." *thunder* #GhostPlane

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      1. hi bich bye bich‏ @fabulousstains 7 Dec 2014
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        @azizansari you need @Zak_Bagans to the rescue #GhostPlane

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      1. Jake Bowman‏Verified account @RealJakeBowman 7 Dec 2014
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        @azizansari please include a choose your own path tweet soon.

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      1. Jeff Bayer‏ @BayerJeff 7 Dec 2014
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        @azizansari pretty sure my feed is telling you to get Delta on #GhostPlane. Does this mean I get a producing credit?pic.twitter.com/CMnjeQO0Em

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      1. Steve Lynch‏ @sleevelynch 7 Dec 2014
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        @azizansari is the movie Ghost Dad? #ghostplane 👻✈️

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      1. Chillbro Scarin's‏ @Frigbie 7 Dec 2014
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        @azizansari "I'm tired of these motherfucking ghosts on this motherfucking plane!" #GhostPlane

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      1. j salazar‏ @knowledgebones 7 Dec 2014
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        @azizansari Flight attendant?

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      1. Joe DeSanto‏ @josephadesanto 7 Dec 2014
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        @azizansari I seriously doubt Tom Hanks would sign on for that role. Ethan Hawke tho.... #GhostPlane

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      1.  ❄️ICE BOY ❄️‏ @Prnce_Avalanche 7 Dec 2014
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        @azizansari 10/10 can't wait to see. soundtrack is curated by scott stapp

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      1. Nikki Nicole‏ @nicolekrempe 7 Dec 2014
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        @azizansari these are killin' me! 😂😂

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