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    Aziz Ansari‏Verified account @azizansari 7 Dec 2014

    The lights in the cabin go off. A Frank Sinatra song starts playing on the PA. ALL THE KIDS ONBOARD START LEVITATING. #GhostPlane

    9:02 PM - 7 Dec 2014
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      1. ♡YoungRapunzel♡‏ @lizzay_perezz 7 Dec 2014
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        @azizansari I would totally pay to see this shit. Brilliant casting

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      1. blabbermouf‏ @infiniteblurb 7 Dec 2014
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        Thank you @azizansari, thank you for #GhostPlane

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      1. Dante Giuliano‏ @dantegiuliano 10 Dec 2014
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        @azizansari as long as they're serving Naan Bread!

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      1. Matt Hoiland‏ @doiland 7 Dec 2014
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        @azizansari There's kids! Nancy Grace is gonna love this.

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      1.  💋 Brittany  💋‏ @itsbrinty 7 Dec 2014
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        @azizansari shut up and take my money ✈️👻✈️👻✈️👻✈️👻 #GhostPlane

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      1. Kryzs‏ @edwood_k 7 Dec 2014
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        @azizansari "cuz it's Witchcraft.."

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      1. Matthew DelGiudice‏ @MattDelGiudice 7 Dec 2014
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        @azizansari make it happen

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      1. Gregor Samsung‏ @the_horla 7 Dec 2014
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        @azizansari Snooty white guy in first class like "I'm rich this shouldn't be my problem" then the ghost shatters the screen of his iPhone 6+

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      1. Medium Sean‏ @Sean1187 7 Dec 2014
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        @azizansari that was the most suspenseful 25 minutes of my life.

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      1. Scott Murphy‏ @SlashVohaul 7 Dec 2014
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        @azizansari You look closer and notice they're all holding lit cigarettes, glasses of whiskey and wearing pinky rings. WTF?!!!!

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      1. Smart Chick Liz‏ @Jupiter2410 7 Dec 2014
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        @azizansari Very eerie & scary! Got goosebumps. #GhostPlane

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      1. Amanda 🌹‏ @amandaastroke 7 Dec 2014
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        @azizansari Omfg. SOMEONE MAKE THIS HAPPEN. #GhostPlane

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      1. Jeff Leader‏ @Jeff_Leader 7 Dec 2014
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        @azizansari WAIT! Which song?

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      1. Matt V‏ @Matti2DV 7 Dec 2014
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        @azizansari can Tom Haverford make a cameo???

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      1. Saad Syed Hasnain‏ @_SaadHasnain 7 Dec 2014
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        @azizansari The stewardess comes down the aisle and asks you what you want to drink and she gives you the whole can...#ghostplane

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      1. Misty Barnes‏ @MistyLB78 7 Dec 2014
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        @azizansari Sounds like my kind of time :-)

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      1. 42Kmi.​​com‏ @42Kmi 7 Dec 2014
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        .@azizansari Fly Me to the Moon.

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      1. Jose  🇲🇽‏ @JoseGonnaDie 7 Dec 2014
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        @azizansari idk anymore now aziz lmao

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