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    Aziz Ansari‏Verified account @azizansari 7 Dec 2014

    The Captain (Academy Award Winner Tom Hanks) announces, "Ladies and gentleman. There is a ghost on board. Please stay calm." #GhostPlane

    8:33 PM - 7 Dec 2014
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      2. Nate Kohari‏ @nkohari 7 Dec 2014
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        @azizansari I think I speak for everyone when I say that this is clearly one of the best movies ever not-yet-created.

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      1. Tyler Maraia‏ @tyis2nd 7 Dec 2014
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        @azizansari Sounds like a Tom Haverford idea. #dopeghost #suedeplane

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      1. Ben‏ @MinnesotaBen 7 Dec 2014
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        @azizansari I'm sold. Make it happen.

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      1. #SOSUnitedStates‏ @puzzleshifter 7 Dec 2014
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        @azizansari Hahaha...write that down, that shit is gold homie!

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      1. Tim Tek Starks‏ @StarksTek 7 Dec 2014
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        @azizansari the co-pilot(snoop dog) says bet not be no mutha fuckin ghosts on this plane, where my weed at

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      1. poinkso‏ @poinkso 7 Dec 2014
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        @azizansari whelp. This escalated quickly. #GhostPlane

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      1. Steve Lynch‏ @sleevelynch 7 Dec 2014
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        @azizansari @azizansari please tell me the ghost says " I am the captain now" 👻✈️ #ghostplane

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      1. JS‏ @mytwocents74 7 Dec 2014
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        @azizansari Hide yo peanuts!!!!

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      1. dont hug me bro‏ @rizsrug216 7 Dec 2014
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        @azizansari that is a job for Tom skerritt or William devane

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      1. Michael Edge‏ @_Michael_Edge_ 7 Dec 2014
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        @azizansari Samuel L jackson "we gotta get these mutha fuckin ghosts off this Mutha fuckin plane". #ghostplane

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      1. Johnny Midwest Fats‏ @ImprovRehearsal 7 Dec 2014
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        @azizansari Kirk Cameron asks the Cpt to land the plane. He (Kirk) has boner and that's against his religion. #GhostPlane

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      1. Oat‏ @_ayyyyyyyyylmao 7 Dec 2014
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        @azizansari answer me about the ghost sounds Aziz, I have a lot of offers

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      1. mac o lantern  🎃‏ @macjaeh 7 Dec 2014
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        @azizansari sequel title idea - Ghost Plane 2: Planetergeist.

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      1. Sean Corcoran‏ @DK745 7 Dec 2014
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        @azizansari I bet there's someone who doesn't believe in ghosts on the plane and they die first. #GhostPlane

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      1. uninsured motorist‏ @heisthekingofid 7 Dec 2014
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        @azizansari @tomhanks is not to be trusted, trust me I know

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      1. Jordy Cole‏ @champagnejordy 7 Dec 2014
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        @azizansari very ambitious casting, Raj.

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      1. Jesse Dampolo  🏀 🎥‏ @Jesse_Dampolo 7 Dec 2014
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        @azizansari Bill Murray and Dan Akroyd guest appearance at airport before takeoff?

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      1. Duke‏ @_DukeWilliams 7 Dec 2014
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        @azizansari I'm sick of these spooky ghosts on my suddenly spooky plane!

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