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    Aziz Ansari‏Verified account @azizansari 7 Dec 2014

    Raj uses the plane washroom pre-take off. He sees a face in the mirror. "This might be a ghost" he thinks.... #GhostPlane

    8:30 PM - 7 Dec 2014
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      1. Brandon J. Carr‏ @brandonjcarr 7 Dec 2014
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        @azizansari TWIST ENDING: It's a normal plane. Dude ate some bad airport sushi and hallucinates it all. #GhostPlane

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      1. Matt Hoiland‏ @doiland 7 Dec 2014
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        @azizansari The hairs on the back of my neck are fully erect. Keep going.

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      1. Billy-Gene Sharp‏ @billygenesharp 7 Dec 2014
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        @azizansari But then he realizes he was flying Southwest and it actually was another person. #TerminalHighClub

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      1. j salazar‏ @knowledgebones 7 Dec 2014
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        @azizansari dude died trying to join the mile high club

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      1. dont hug me bro‏ @rizsrug216 7 Dec 2014
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        @azizansari alright...... You have piqued my interest ..... Go onnnnn.....

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      1. SexBobOm‏ @BlondeBliss92 7 Dec 2014
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        @azizansari whoa so far I'm digging this idea

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      1. Jessie‏ @VampyreMermaid 7 Dec 2014
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        @azizansari This is making me very happy right now.

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      1. Khalid Nigh‏ @Eternal0Star 7 Dec 2014
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        @azizansari Is it the ghost of all the actors careers for being in that film? #GhostPlane #2Spooky

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      1. [ᶫᵒᵛᵉ]ℓข¢γ∱ะµะЯŋ¡ƈΣ 💯‏ @lucyfurnice 7 Dec 2014
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        @azizansari lol

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      1. uninsured motorist‏ @heisthekingofid 7 Dec 2014
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        @azizansari oh shit

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