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Pasta lover. I don't tweet much. My new Netflix series Master of None is now streaming on Netflix. I wrote a book called Modern Romance.

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    Aziz Ansari‏Verified account @azizansari 7 Dec 2014

    Bored on my flight and just wondering - why has there never been a movie about a haunted airplane? Wouldn't that be dope?

    6:23 PM - 7 Dec 2014
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      2. Jake Schv‏ @kyeo138 7 Dec 2014
        Replying to @azizansari

        @azizansari there was that Shatner twilight zone with the gremlin on it. That scared the crap out of me when I was little

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      3. Aziz Ansari‏Verified account @azizansari 7 Dec 2014
        Replying to @kyeo138

        @kyeo138 So good!!!!!

        0 replies 2 retweets 9 likes
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      1. Scott Rutherford‏ @ScottRuth 7 Dec 2014
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        @azizansari BOOing 747

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      1. Jaxin Hall‏ @Jaxinhall 7 Dec 2014
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        @azizansari snakes on a plane 2: all the ghosts of the dead snakes on a plane

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      2. ANDY DUNN‏Verified account @dunn 7 Dec 2014
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        @azizansari saw you at upland last night. you looked busy. On the outside. Come by @Bonobos soon we want to dress you.

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      2. Kevin Devine‏Verified account @KevinDevineTwit 7 Dec 2014
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        @azizansari write it!

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      2. Peyton Clark‏Verified account @peytonpclark 7 Dec 2014
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        @azizansari but then why would anyone get on it

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      2. 2018: the scariest name i can think of‏ @cganders 7 Dec 2014
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        @azizansari RED DIE

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      3. 2018: the scariest name i can think of‏ @cganders 7 Dec 2014
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        @azizansari OVERDEAD COMPARTMENT

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
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      2. Sandra Milliner‏ @SandraMilliner 7 Dec 2014
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        @azizansari Dude write it & be the star in it! Or you can do like Rob Schneider & not only star but write, produce & direct!

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Chris Leaudais‏ @chrisleodasi 7 Dec 2014
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        @SandraMilliner @azizansari @RobSchneider too busy bein a stapler

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      1. Teddy‏ @xpropanex 7 Dec 2014
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        @azizansari @Mayday_Hollie

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      1. Rudy‏ @Rudy_Trev 7 Dec 2014
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        @azizansari they already one up-ed it with Alien

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      1. Russ Carter‏ @MyRcarter1978 8 Dec 2014
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        @azizansari there was ghost ship, is that close enough?

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      1. Liz Driscoll‏ @elizdriscoll 7 Dec 2014
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        @azizansari @MiklCraw4d Snakes on a Plane... closest?

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      1. clever hans‏ @spiderbaby27 7 Dec 2014
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        @azizansari wanna come over and watch that twilight zone episode

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      1. KS‏ @ksparky13 7 Dec 2014
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        @azizansari http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1204905/ …

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