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    Aziz Ansari‏Verified account @azizansari 13 Nov 2014

    Some ppl are scared to sext out of fear of others seeing the pics. Those that do, how do you deal with that? Discuss:http://bit.ly/1uqCX1n 

    6:42 PM - 13 Nov 2014
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      1. Jeremy Apczynski‏ @killingjokester 13 Nov 2014
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        @azizansari I read this in the tone of Raaaaandy.

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      1. Timo (feat Ludacris)‏ @timomcd 13 Nov 2014
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        @azizansari I just send dick pics to everyone in my phone.

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      1.  💖 💄 Aoife  ♿ 💜‏ @Aoiferocksitout 13 Nov 2014
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        @azizansari There isn't really going to be a book, is there Aziz?

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      1. Arup Banerjee‏ @ArupBanerjee07 13 Nov 2014
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        @azizansari is reddit paying you for tweets?

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      1. @_@‏Verified account @Muzzafuzza 13 Nov 2014
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        @azizansari I'M NOT SCARED, SEXTERS GONNA SEXT.

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      1. Diana Death‏ @TheeDianaDeath 13 Nov 2014
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        @azizansari I don't sext simply because I'm not a fucking idiot.

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      1. 𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕟𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕞𝕒𝕟𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕟‏ @stanthemanchan 13 Nov 2014
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        @azizansari wait, so this is like a reverse AMA.

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      1. Dumsan Rasmas‏ @DumsanR 20 Jan 2015
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        @azizansari

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      1. Tropical Storm Colin‏ @Trop_Strm_Colin 13 Nov 2014
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        @azizansari I'm scared of the person I'm sexting to seeing me naked.

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      1. The Poddy‏ @ThePoddy 13 Nov 2014
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        @azizansari When all else fails I trust my dad's opinion. Just shoot a pic his way and see what he thinks.

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      1. Meg‏ @boobtacula 13 Nov 2014
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        @azizansari I could worry but I just look awesome instead.

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      1. Bri Ford‏ @BriCate14 13 Nov 2014
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        @azizansari snapsnatch

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      1. Avery Chasten 🇺🇸‏ @AveryChasten 13 Nov 2014
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        @azizansari Who is this and what have you done w/ Tom?

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      1. Hi, I'm your server, Juliene‏ @KingJuliene 13 Nov 2014
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        @azizansari Shit I don't got a little dick so I ain't afriad. What they gonna do? show others how big my dick is?

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