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Pasta lover. I don't tweet much. My new Netflix series Master of None is now streaming on Netflix. I wrote a book called Modern Romance.

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    Aziz Ansari‏Verified account @azizansari 13 Nov 2014

    BOOK WORK: Studies say 1/2 young adults SEXT. Do you? Why? What happened? Come discuss here now:http://bit.ly/1uqCX1n 

    6:15 PM - 13 Nov 2014
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      1. melanie shropshire‏ @melanieshrop 19 Nov 2014
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        @azizansari sexts are the lazy person's pervy phone call!

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      1. SAVE MY ASS™‏ @save_my_ass_ 14 Nov 2014
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        @azizansari sexting is here to stay! We even created an app to help those learn how to sext AND up your game. https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/save-my-ass/id916067753?mt=8 …

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      1. ___________‏ @auraquartzz 14 Nov 2014
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        “@azizansari: Studies say 1/2 young adults SEXT. Do you? Why? Come discuss here now: http://bit.ly/1uqCX1n ” that woman's response kill'd it

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      1. Bruce‏ @bruce_elmer 13 Nov 2014
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        @azizansari cum discuss here

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      1. Scott Fugger‏ @Scoober1013 13 Nov 2014
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        @azizansari half your book is going to be like “user pornboobs69 on reddit had this to say about sexting.” Jk I’m sure it’ll be interesting!

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      1. Nghi‏ @_nghi 13 Nov 2014
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        @azizansari compensating for my short comings through purely fictional sexual fantasies via sms.

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      1. Shana ||-// Rosenberg‏ @shanarosenberg 13 Nov 2014
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        .@azizansari you should also write about middle-aged people sexting to each other.

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      1. JoyFul‏ @JoyKohegyi 13 Nov 2014
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        @azizansari if by sext you mean "still wet" referring to the laundry, then yes

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      1. MaryBrev‏ @marybrev45 13 Nov 2014
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        @azizansari sounds pervy

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      1. james‏ @1luvbuz1 13 Nov 2014
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        @azizansari haha

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      1. Hal‏ @gumballgary 13 Nov 2014
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        @azizansari must need a date.

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      1. james‏ @1luvbuz1 13 Nov 2014
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        @azizansari I send someone else's dick 😜

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      1. Bob Law Blaa‏ @FoCohen 13 Nov 2014
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        @azizansari as younger man, I used to sext like crazy. Now there's sort of a lot of cramping.

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      1. Elizabeth Deanna Morris Lakes‏ @exclamate_ 13 Nov 2014
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        @azizansari Aziz Ansari: anthropologist or comedian? The world will never know.

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      1. Caitlin‏ @behindredtape 13 Nov 2014
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        @azizansari what other reason is there for a camera on a phone?

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      1. Ellen O'Neal‏ @esoneal237 13 Nov 2014
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        @azizansari Awww fuck you. I just read and I'm no fucking young adult

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      1. gringo starr‏ @gringostarr 13 Nov 2014
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        @azizansari I saw boobs

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      1. Ellen O'Neal‏ @esoneal237 13 Nov 2014
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        @azizansari he was 12! Fuuuuck dat shit

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      1. Warning Taken‏ @ZaneWhite2 13 Nov 2014
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        @azizansari NO! I will not write your book whilst you receive all the credit and profit!

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      1. Salman Ismat‏ @SalmanIsmat 13 Nov 2014
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        @azizansari I learned the hard way to NEVER sext a truly hot girl saying she is hot. She will fucking END YOU. #SorryJK

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