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    Aziz Ansari‏Verified account @azizansari 3 Nov 2014

    BOOK WORK: In the past, many couples met through newspaper classifieds. Ever date using classifieds? Talk to me:http://bit.ly/1obvNNJ 

    11:45 AM - 3 Nov 2014
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      1. ~ Just Jen ~‏ @tyjoshie 6 Nov 2014
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        @azizansari once for a uni research paper, it was a bad experience the guy lied about his age, talked about cockroaches & kept calling 4ever

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      1. burn the witch‏ @camlikescake 3 Nov 2014
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        @azizansari what the hell is a newspaper?

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      1. Hire Urban‏ @Fire_Ferentz08 3 Nov 2014
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        @azizansari Had a roommate that used craigslist classifieds. It was more getting familiar with antibiotics than dating, though.

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      1. Christine Domino‏ @_cdomino 3 Nov 2014
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        @azizansari This one has! @ddmac13

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      1. tweets_for_men‏ @tweets_for_men 9 Nov 2014
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        @azizansari Some data on that here - http://data.stanford.edu/hcmst 

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      1. Adebayo‏ @Successboy96 9 Nov 2014
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        @azizansari hy ar u

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      1. Cameon ross‏ @camrosstheboss 8 Nov 2014
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        @azizansari hey aziz say you had to pick between your soulmate and the best taco in the world and the best chicken in the world pick one

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      1. Mic‏ @MicnVal 7 Nov 2014
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        @azizansari do you remember the sex talk your parents had with you?! JS

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      1. Leslie Calderoni‏ @themakist 6 Nov 2014
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        @azizansari I placed an ad once. Got a photo of a man and his tractor. Hand written, single spaced letter. Serious farmer love.

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      1. Alex kofi Osei‏ @Alex78502436 6 Nov 2014
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      1. mikaelmerritt‏ @mikaelmerritt 5 Nov 2014
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        “@azizansari: BOOK WORK: I met my wife through village voice classifieds. Been married 5 yrs

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      1. HELPYEZIDIKIDNAPPED‏ @HELPYEZIDIS 5 Nov 2014
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        @azizansari https://www.facebook.com/pages/Help_Yezidi_Kidnapped-%D8%AD%D8%B1%D8%B1%D9%88%D8%A7_%D8%A7%D9%84%D8%A7%D9%8A%D8%B2%D9%8A%D8%AF%D9%8A%D9%8A%D9%86_%D8%A7%D9%84%D9%85%D8%AE%D8%AA%D8%B7%D9%81%D9%8A%D9%86/1525234414381769 …pic.twitter.com/kr7i751zi8

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      1. Luca‏ @lucandle 3 Nov 2014
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        @azizansari "Ayo I got this cousin who dates through classifieds...". Yeah right Aziz. #Respect = #Lost

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      1. Hilal H Muhammed‏ @hilalhmuhammed 3 Nov 2014
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        @azizansari They still do the same in India..:p

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      1. Bryan Medlin‏ @bryanmedlin78 3 Nov 2014
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        @azizansari whats up aziz? Been a long time

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      1. Jasmine‏Verified account @jasminemoy 3 Nov 2014
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        @azizansari Does Craigslist count?

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      1. Brian Stratman‏ @AeroKU 3 Nov 2014
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        @azizansari I met my wife when I was her waiter at Chilis.

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      1. Rachel Alesse‏ @paleface50 3 Nov 2014
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        @azizansari Yes but the ads directed you to voicemail and you could leave a message for the person that listed the ad.

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