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    Aziz Ansari‏Verified account @azizansari 1 Nov 2014

    Next year, he should get a person to dress as Dominic and Mr. Kimble and they all chase each other around through a party.

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      2. Joe Shine‏ @JoeTheShow77 1 Nov 2014
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        @azizansari Boys have a penis and girls have a vagina

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      3. Amedeus Joachim‏ @JoachimAmedeus 2 Nov 2014
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        @JoeTheShow77 @sssazizansari s

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      1. Deradoorian‏Verified account @deradoorian 1 Nov 2014
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        @azizansari you should be Dominic

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      1. Danny‏ @BigLope85 1 Nov 2014
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        @azizansari you can be the kid telling everyone that boys have penises and girls have vaginas

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      1. AJ‏ @AJdacraycray 1 Nov 2014
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        @azizansari Just so every few minutes someone yells...it could be a tumor! Then the party yells back..."it's not a tooma!"

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      1. crakd cheese‏ @crakdcheese 1 Nov 2014
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        @azizansari He said something about getting his lasers. His lasers?... Dominic NOOOOOO!

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      1. The Rickest Rick‏ @MauMau348 1 Nov 2014
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        @azizansari "My name is detective John Kimble, (loads gun) and I love my car". Classic

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      1. Mr. Heintschel‏ @MrHeintschel 1 Nov 2014
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        @azizansari Who is your daddy and what does he do?

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      1. Kathy B‏ @kbpacker3 1 Nov 2014
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        @azizansari same thing happened to my bf dressed as Tyrone Biggums.

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      1. Nicholas Horton‏ @irnsldr85 1 Nov 2014
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        @azizansari we used to physically pursue each other after every tequila shot so that we could tell girls we were "chasers."

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      1. Oscar Ramirez‏ @oscardramirez 1 Nov 2014
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        @azizansari don't forget the ferret

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      1. Paul McGinley‏ @PaulMcGinley77 1 Nov 2014
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        @azizansari If you have a small child they can go as Miss Schlowski

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      1. E.M.‏ @randomscreename 1 Nov 2014
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        @azizansari They'll need a ferret to complete the set

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      1. T-Kus‏ @KusOnTheLoose 1 Nov 2014
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        @azizansari and then get someone to be the grandmother to walk around and yell "where's my grandson?"

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      1. Eric Janvier‏ @ClassicJanvier 1 Nov 2014
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        @azizansari @MikoHughes should dress as "girls have a vagina boys have a penis" kid

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      1. K‏ @theboywonda243 1 Nov 2014
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        @azizansari Lmaooooo

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      1. Randy Carpenter‏ @rcarpenter7 1 Nov 2014
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        @azizansari and possibly climb a tower? #WhereTheBadPeopleLive

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      1. Erik Lewis‏ @elewis81 1 Nov 2014
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        @azizansari like Harrison Ford's Dr. Richard Kimble? Cuz that'd be cool too

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      1. DB‏ @ScoopSullivan 1 Nov 2014
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        @azizansari I feel like the whole Dominic climbing the tower angle could have been scrapped. confusing, misguided, unnecessary, scary.

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