@azizansari you're really crowd sourcing the fuck out of this book. Buy me some Hotel Luxury Linens with your advance if I participate?
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@azizansari I'm excited for this book nglThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@azizansari Have you is an even better question?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@azizansari no because only young kids do thatThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@azizansari I broke up with NatGeo on Instagram for oversharing.#toomuchpicturesThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@azizansari via text after a getaway weekend. She said "I'm just not feeling it anymore".Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@azizansari erm I stuck my dick in a blender, does that count?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@azizansari does AIM count? Because that happened to me.#facepalmThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@azizansari Wow, really? Social Media? Is that how come the Craigslist Killer started? Thats not so much a break up as it is Publicity StuntThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@azizansari does unfollowing count?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@azizansari does a hand written letter count?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@azizansari my life partner broke up with me via text message. So I got that to offerThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@azizansari not a text to breakup but more like it's obviously not going to work.He got arrested in the parking lot before the date startedThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@azizansari tittiesThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@azizansari I was dumped on Xbox liveThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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