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Pasta lover. I don't tweet much. My new Netflix series Master of None is now streaming on Netflix. I wrote a book called Modern Romance.

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    Aziz Ansari‏Verified account @azizansari 24 Oct 2014

    BOOK SHIT: Ever broken up with someone or been broken up with via social media or text? Discuss on reddit:http://bit.ly/ZMrMDR 

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      1. Jason Johnson‏ @Tea_For_Dong 24 Oct 2014
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        @azizansari you're really crowd sourcing the fuck out of this book. Buy me some Hotel Luxury Linens with your advance if I participate?

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      1. mardy bum‏ @ItsKsquared 26 Oct 2014
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        @azizansari I'm excited for this book ngl

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      1. krysta bissinger‏ @krystabissinger 24 Oct 2014
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        @azizansari Have you is an even better question?

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      1. Lela Lee‏ @LelaLee 24 Oct 2014
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        @azizansari no because only young kids do that

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      1. nancy‏ @doctorstickler 24 Oct 2014
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        @azizansari I broke up with NatGeo on Instagram for oversharing. #toomuchpictures

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      1. Rob Arnold‏ @voltagestrength 24 Oct 2014
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        @azizansari via text after a getaway weekend. She said "I'm just not feeling it anymore".

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      1. bee wilde‏ @beewilde 24 Oct 2014
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        @azizansari erm I stuck my dick in a blender, does that count?

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      1. Nathan Groom‏ @nathangroom 24 Oct 2014
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        @azizansari .@kevinfederline

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      1. Maddy Pryor‏ @maddyyypryor 24 Oct 2014
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        @azizansari does AIM count? Because that happened to me. #facepalm

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      1. Thabo Godfrey molete‏ @Thabo81626613 24 Oct 2014
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        @azizansari lolpic.twitter.com/69DIxWnKVe

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      1. Ricky Grimez‏ @Ricky_Grimez 24 Oct 2014
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        @azizansari Wow, really? Social Media? Is that how come the Craigslist Killer started? Thats not so much a break up as it is Publicity Stunt

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      1. Michael T. Hamer‏ @trytheMHamer 24 Oct 2014
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        @azizansari does unfollowing count?

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      1. Paper Lions‏ @paperlions 24 Oct 2014
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        @azizansari does a hand written letter count?

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      1. bird internet‏ @spicycolleen 24 Oct 2014
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        @azizansari my life partner broke up with me via text message. So I got that to offer

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      1. Hope Gallegos‏ @hopegordillo 24 Oct 2014
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        @azizansari not a text to breakup but more like it's obviously not going to work.He got arrested in the parking lot before the date started

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      1. N i C K  👻‏ @Nocturniss 24 Oct 2014
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        @azizansari titties

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      1. Dan B‏ @PacemakerGuy 24 Oct 2014
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        @azizansari I was dumped on Xbox live

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