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Pasta lover. I don't tweet much. My new Netflix series Master of None is now streaming on Netflix. I wrote a book called Modern Romance.

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    Aziz Ansari‏Verified account @azizansari 29 Sep 2014

    VEGAS: Last chance to enter to win FRONT ROW VIP tix to my show at Mandalay Bay on Saturday (you have til midnight): http://lottery.azizansari.com 

    8:30 PM - 29 Sep 2014
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      1. Chelsea B‏ @BarclayChelsea 29 Sep 2014
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        @azizansari AHHHHH just entered!! @CydneyConnell @emmakellz do the same!! #VegasHereWeCome #IWouldDie #Best25BirthdayEver

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      1. Alex Moussa‏ @AIMoussa 1 Oct 2014
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        @azizansari just bought tix son. See you on Saturday

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      1. allie schaal‏ @allieschaal 29 Sep 2014
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        @azizansari I would die. Literally, someone else would get the tickets I just won and that sucks.

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      1. Aine Henderson‏ @AineZing 29 Sep 2014
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        @azizansari I entered!! I moved 2 Vegas and I saw your sweet face on a billboard in the airport, I hope I win so I can see it again & laugh!

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      1. Klassy AF‏ @VeryKlassy 29 Sep 2014
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        @azizansari so wait it's NOT Beyoncé??? #txts

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      1. Sovereign "The Vampyre" Syre‏Verified account @SovereignSyre 29 Sep 2014
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        @azizansari IDK if I have the energy to open another tab on my browser.

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      1. Tyler Tuttle‏ @tuttlewuzhere 28 Jul 2015
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        @azizansari was it a good show? I bet you were very funny Mr. Ansari.

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      1. Scott‏ @PayMyEffinBills 3 Oct 2014
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        @azizansari This is your last chance to be the first investor to http://PayMyFuckingBills.com 

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      1. Morgan O'Dwyer‏ @MorganODwyer 1 Oct 2014
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        @azizansari Can you come to Canada? Its not cold in southern Ontario yet! :D

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      1. Maureen Keefer‏ @mimifelineb 30 Sep 2014
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        @azizansari I totally read that as VEGANS and got really bummed.

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      1. Jenalyn Brock‏ @JenBrockasaurus 29 Sep 2014
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        @azizansari @mitchsanabria is your biggest fan. After watching you live, he quoted you nonstop at work! he needed an #azizintervention

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      1. VeeBoo 👻‏ @MissMMathers 29 Sep 2014
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        @azizansari COME TO SEATTLE :) #ornah

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      1. Uraina Serna‏ @turaina_ 29 Sep 2014
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        @azizansari keeping my fingers crossed 😬

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      1. edwardjackc‏ @edwardjackc 29 Sep 2014
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        @azizansari flight from Colorado included ?! I'll bring the dabs !!!

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      1. Fronicas Health‏ @Fronicas 29 Sep 2014
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        @azizansari Hi there.

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      1. Rob Meyers‏ @RobJMeyers 29 Sep 2014
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        @azizansari I responded to "Beyonce's" text: "Come on, Bey, I've already told you to get off my jock! I'm with ScarJo now so stop stalking!"

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      1. HealthyOregondotUS‏ @ihealthyoregonU 29 Sep 2014
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        @azizansari Last chance for what?

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