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    Aziz Ansari‏Verified account @azizansari 29 Sep 2014

    LA: Shows are THIS WEEK at the Wiltern and the Orpheum. @joemande aka MORRIS opening. Get dem tix:http://tour.azizansari.com 

    8:01 PM - 29 Sep 2014
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      1. Hot Cheeto‏ @priancathegreat 30 Sep 2014
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        @azizansari I'M COMING FOR YOU AZIZ!!! 😍

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      1. Kathy‏ @k4thyli 30 Sep 2014
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        @azizansari coming to see you tonight at the @wiltern !!! #comedy

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      1. Mo Vielma‏ @movie_lma 1 Oct 2014
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        @azizansari damn! my boyfriend's boss is making him work a 12hr shift on Thurs & no more tickets for Friday 😭

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      1. Luisa‏ @inawordortwo 30 Sep 2014
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        @azizansari got any spots on the list for some broke ass bitches who are very depressed and could use a night with you

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      1. Rohan Ramanan‏ @RamananRohan 30 Sep 2014
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        @azizansari SEE YOU FRIDAY AT ORPHEUM @priancathegreat

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      1. Fatima TariQ‏ @FatimaTariq534 30 Sep 2014
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        @azizansari @JoeMande https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.ozone.taptoptile&hl=en …

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      1. Laura J‏ @ljanders 29 Sep 2014
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        @azizansari you got to my husband... He now only eats cage-free organic eggs. #SantaFeShow

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      1. Ed‏ @RealEdR 29 Sep 2014
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        @azizansari @JoeMande You get in free if you wear a #KOCHBOYS shirt, right?

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      1. Fronicas Health‏ @Fronicas 29 Sep 2014
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        @azizansari They are also bad for you.

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      2. kirst‏ @kirsten_korkis 29 Sep 2014
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        @azizansari can you add one on Saturday? Girls gotta attend yom kippur services.

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      3. Fatima TariQ‏ @FatimaTariq534 30 Sep 2014
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        @kirsten_korkis @azizansari https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.ozone.taptoptile&hl=en …

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      1. Eric Pierce‏ @EricPierceFTW 29 Sep 2014
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        @azizansari @JoeMande are you paying him? Lol jk

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      1. Zombiedollxx (Beth)‏ @zombiedollxx 29 Sep 2014
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        @azizansari when are you coming to South Carolina?!

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      1. HealthyOregondotUS‏ @ihealthyoregonU 29 Sep 2014
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        @azizansari Hello.

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      1. raihan_‏ @raihan_ 29 Sep 2014
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        @azizansari i bet all of @JoeMande's BOTS bought all the tix already. :^)

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