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Pasta lover. I don't tweet much. My new Netflix series Master of None is now streaming on Netflix. I wrote a book called Modern Romance.

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    Aziz Ansari‏Verified account @azizansari 10 Sep 2014

    BATON ROUGE, DALLAS, HOUSTON: Special SURPRISE opener AND Jerrod Carmichael: http://tour.azizansari.com  http://instagram.com/p/sxwzE4SRJW/ 

    12:59 PM - 10 Sep 2014
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      1. Alex Cox‏ @acoxhizzi 10 Sep 2014
        Replying to @azizansari

        @azizansari just saw @NotoriousROD in Bloomington, you gotta get down here to IU

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      1. Colton Stephens‏ @ColtonStephens 13 Sep 2014
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        @azizansari Dude my friend and I just saw you! We yelled your name and you waved!!! Then security escorted us out:/

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      1. Kate Stukenberg‏ @katestukenberg 12 Sep 2014
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        @azizansari no one can understand you bc you're echoing!

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      1. Amanda McBride‏ @YousahipsterB 10 Sep 2014
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        “@azizansari: BATON ROUGE, DALLAS, HOUSTON: Special SURPRISE opener AND Jerrod Carmichael: http://tour.azizansari.com " Beyonce??? #🐝

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      1. Amanda Pfeil‏ @dizzyfile 17 Sep 2014
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        @azizansari I loved your BR show!! Btw I wasnt expecting an opener and so I thought for a solid 10 sec that you were also a MJ impersonator.

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      1. Alicia Danos‏ @Blue92385 14 Sep 2014
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        @azizansari loved the show in br!!! Thanks :)

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      1. Lindsey Jones‏ @lindseytron 13 Sep 2014
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        @azizansari where is the after party?? #dallas #nothouston #nocreepydudes

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      1. benjamin ashitey‏ @benb412003 13 Sep 2014
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        @azizansari shete

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      2. Kate‏ @KateReplied 12 Sep 2014
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        Thanks @azizansari for putting on a great show in Houston & telling off loud buffoons who would rather disrupt everyone than find an usher.

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      3. Johnny Hunter‏ @JohnnyHunter53 12 Sep 2014
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        “@KateReplied:@azizansari Half the arena couldn't hear him! Ushers were called. Pay $200 and can't hear your fav comedian? Not good!

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      4. Kate‏ @KateReplied 18 Sep 2014
        Replying to @JohnnyHunter53

        @stswolfpack So you make it so the rest of us (who also paid $$) can't hear @azizansari either? Stay classy.

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      5. Johnny Hunter‏ @JohnnyHunter53 18 Sep 2014
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        @KateReplied @azizansari We did not yell from our suite. We called them. Slow your roll! Wished he'd have waited till the sound was fixed.

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      6. Kate‏ @KateReplied 18 Sep 2014
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        @stswolfpack Whew, thanks. Okayyyy sorry you had that experience.

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      1. Ben‏ @BenThinking_ 12 Sep 2014
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        @juliannelasher Oh boy. RT @azizansari: BATON ROUGE, DALLAS, HOUSTON: Special SURPRISE opener: http://tour.azizansari.com  http://Instagram.com/p/sxwzE4SRJW/ 

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      1. Mark V‏ @LETHALWEAPONMV 12 Sep 2014
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        @azizansari extra tix for tonight? Haha

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      1. Brittney Ann‏ @b_fergy 12 Sep 2014
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        @azizansari and @NotoriousROD TONIGHT under the same roof!pic.twitter.com/3G5uXs8Osr

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      1. kass‏ @urbnexplr 12 Sep 2014
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        @azizansari please say that @prattprattpratt will be the surprise opener?!???? #mouserat

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      1. H.R.Ansari‏ @HMRAnsari 12 Sep 2014
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        @azizansari Hi, i am new in twitter and want to know about you

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