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Pasta lover. I don't tweet much. My new Netflix series Master of None is now streaming on Netflix. I wrote a book called Modern Romance.

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    Aziz Ansari‏Verified account @azizansari 6 Sep 2014

    Finally, I have the legendary Paseo's Press sandwich in Seattle. Unbelievable. http://instagram.com/p/snhnMHSRB4/ 

    1:32 PM - 6 Sep 2014
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      1. Cameron Thomas‏ @The_Genal 7 Sep 2014
        Replying to @azizansari

        @azizansari was at the show and got shhhh'ed for laughing at your jokes....I'm pretty sure it was "that guy" that takes tuna shots! Gr8show

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      2. Angry Seattle‏ @angryseattle 6 Sep 2014
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        Noooo don't tell everyone! @azizansari: Finally, I have the legendary Paseo's Press sandwich in Seattle. Unbelievable http://instagram.com/p/snhnMHSRB4/ 

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      1. ©‏ @CashAndJewels 6 Sep 2014
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        “@azizansari: Finally, I have the legendary Paseo's Press sandwich in Seattle. Unbelievable. http://instagram.com/p/snhnMHSRB4/ ” now i miss home :(

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      1. Chelsea‏ @cheesygoose 6 Sep 2014
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        “@azizansari: Finally, I have the legendary Paseo's Press sandwich in Seattle. Unbelievable. http://instagram.com/p/snhnMHSRB4/ ” @dominathan7 #twinsies

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      1. Seattle Sports Gal‏ @sea_sportsgal 6 Sep 2014
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        @azizansari the trick is to keep it wrapped while you eat it so the meat juices don't drench your forearms unless you like that. #meatyarms

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      1. ©‏ @CashAndJewels 6 Sep 2014
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        @azizansari @KayleeknowsBest that shit is sent directly from God

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      1. Adriana L. Alejandro‏ @alalejandro 6 Sep 2014
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        Took you to eat one before @azizansari, @weezermonkey! MT: legendary Paseo's Press sandwich, Seattle. Unbelievable. http://Instagram.com/p/snhnMHSRB4/ ”

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      1. B R O O K S  ♨️‏ @brooksmatic 6 Sep 2014
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        @azizansari You killed it last night. Next time, though, grab the scallop sandwich.

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      2. Rock In Peace MJ, Chester B, Mac Miller‏ @TonyMackSays 6 Sep 2014
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        You aren't funny anymore @azizansari

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      1. Lauren Furuya‏ @lfur 17 Sep 2014
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        @azizansari Life changing sandwich. The best.

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      1. Janell‏ @JanellV7 8 Sep 2014
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        @azizansari Actually heard JaRule today. Chuckles. Great show in WA, sorry the venue is a shithole. Did the sandoozle make up for it?

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      1. jerome timothy nkani‏ @JNkani 7 Sep 2014
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        @azizansari Good life not about where you are

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      1. hope uwem‏ @aboy_90454 7 Sep 2014
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        @azizansari how far

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      1. hope uwem‏ @aboy_90454 7 Sep 2014
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        @azizansari ari

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      1. Brandon Valentine‏ @bvalentine615 6 Sep 2014
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        @azizansari I know you love Nashville. Have you had a sandwich at @MitchellDeli? If not, dude. Dude, seriously. Dude.

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      1. Jason Kline‏ @jaskline2007 6 Sep 2014
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        @azizansari I just had it for the first time two weeks ago! What did you think of it? Did you go to the Fremont or Ballard location?

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