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Pasta lover. I don't tweet much. My new Netflix series Master of None is now streaming on Netflix. I wrote a book called Modern Romance.

New York, NY
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    Aziz Ansari‏Verified account @azizansari 5 Sep 2014

    HOUSTON, DALLAS, BATON ROUGE: You have til Mon 11AM to enter for FREE VIP tix for my shows next week: http://lottery.azizansari.com 

    10:39 AM - 5 Sep 2014
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      2. Steel‏ @_Steeljp 5 Sep 2014
        Replying to @azizansari

        @azizansari I think your really funny but I think at one point in your life you wanted to make love to a box turtle

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Aziz Ansari‏Verified account @azizansari 5 Sep 2014
        Replying to @_Steeljp

        @xToxicSteelx Damn! That's a deep cut!

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. Josef Maxwell‏ @thatjmax 5 Sep 2014
        Replying to @azizansari

        @azizansari Austin misses you! Come into town and we'll take you to a @MasterPancake show.

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      2. Stephanie Tran‏ @stephaniestran 5 Sep 2014
        Replying to @azizansari

        @azizansari cc: @michellemariko

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      3. Michelle Crose‏ @michellemariko 5 Sep 2014
        Replying to @stephaniestran

        @stephaniestran @azizansari THX. Totes entered. This is what I got back #amazingpic.twitter.com/LU2k8O7Ibb

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      1. Cody Worsham‏ @CodyWorsham 6 Sep 2014
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        Get on it folks RT @azizansari: BATON ROUGE: You have til Mon 11AM to enter for FREE VIP tix for my shows next week: http://lottery.azizansari.com 

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      1. royale w/ cheese‏ @Yontifex 5 Sep 2014
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        @azizansari don't mess with my emotions and make me think that Beyoncé is texting me damnit Aziz we told you to stop!pic.twitter.com/mg04Ss1jFm

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      1. Richa Anand‏ @Richa_Anand_ 5 Sep 2014
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        @azizansari add Los Angeles to this plz

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      1. Brittny Fisher‏ @BFish18 5 Sep 2014
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        “@azizansari: HOUSTON: You have til Mon 11AM to enter for FREE VIP tix for my shows next week: http://lottery.azizansari.com ” @_JT_Schneids

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      1. alex ehrenberg‏ @alexehrenberg 5 Sep 2014
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        @azizansari you are my favorite indian on the planet

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      1. Saa A‏ @460dd994af1a44c 8 Sep 2014
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        @azizansari i wish i could see you in Houston.i love you so much.you're my all time favorite always.

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      1. Andrew Tran‏ @andrew_tran 5 Sep 2014
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        @azizansari can we get apps and zerts #Houston

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      1. Taryn‏ @EasyBreezyTZ 5 Sep 2014
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        @azizansari why cant we do this in philly, i wanna hug you, can you have a hug raffle?

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      2. Texas MeowMeow‏ @HelloTiffy88 5 Sep 2014
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        “@azizansari: HOUSTON, You have til Mon 11AM to enter for FREE VIP tix for my shows next week: http://lottery.azizansari.com ” @IdunateY do it

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      3. Yvonne Idunate‏ @IdunateY 5 Sep 2014
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        @HelloTiffy88 Done...thanks! 😉

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      1. jerome timothy nkani‏ @JNkani 5 Sep 2014
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        @azizansari Nor tine is new in the season

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      1. Trey Joslyn‏ @CPTJOZ 5 Sep 2014
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        @azizansari my fav comedian, sure hope I win, nothing but $$$ tickets are left for dallas, not in my price range, and vet discounts?

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