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Pasta lover. I don't tweet much. My new Netflix series Master of None is now streaming on Netflix. I wrote a book called Modern Romance.

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    Aziz Ansari‏Verified account @azizansari 3 Sep 2014

    DALLAS: I'm performing on 9/13. Get tickets: http://bit.ly/1vNh0ea . RT if ya comingpic.twitter.com/vWxfgSSnGG

    7:43 AM - 3 Sep 2014
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      2. Sarah Lalani‏ @Sarah_Lalani 3 Sep 2014
        Replying to @azizansari

        @RunailR leggo! “@azizansari: DALLAS: I'm performing on 9/13. Get tickets: http://bit.ly/1vNh0ea . RT if ya coming pic.twitter.com/kfnhpVyM8F”

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      3. Runail‏ @RunailR 3 Sep 2014
        Replying to @Sarah_Lalani

        @Sarah_Lalani @azizansari please homie, already bought floor tickets back in may. Lol

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      4. Sarah Lalani‏ @Sarah_Lalani 3 Sep 2014
        Replying to @RunailR

        @RunailR @azizansari Just looking out in case you needed someone to go with. Didn't want you to have to go stag again like Penn Masala 😏

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      1. mad mandee‏ @DadGotMad 3 Sep 2014
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        “@azizansari: DALLAS: I'm performing on 9/13. Get tickets: http://bit.ly/1vNh0ea . RT if ya coming pic.twitter.com/DLMzJaHPRc” @angryrelative

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      2. baller-ina‏ @CamilleIsabela 3 Sep 2014
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        @azizansari @OhHalezNoo @LeviCarlos61

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      1. ScarJo‏ @scarjo88 17 Sep 2014
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        @azizansari Atlanta any time soon?

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      1. ScarJo‏ @scarjo88 17 Sep 2014
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        @azizansari I hate dates bro

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      1. Cooper Powell‏ @cooperpowell4 10 Sep 2014
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        “@azizansari: DALLAS: I'm performing on 9/13. Get tickets: http://bit.ly/1vNh0ea . RT if ya coming pic.twitter.com/UgXZwkcYX2” I AM I AM:)

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      1. Allie Rivera‏ @AllieRivera_XO 10 Sep 2014
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        “@azizansari: DALLAS: I'm performing on 9/13. Get tickets: http://bit.ly/1vNh0ea . RT if ya coming pic.twitter.com/GpohqqhmQW” @OhhhJimmyMac 🎉💃🙌

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      1. Peyton‏ @MoffittPeyton 9 Sep 2014
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        “@azizansari: DALLAS: I'm performing on 9/13. Get tickets: http://bit.ly/1vNh0ea . RT if ya coming pic.twitter.com/AuahLzTuHG” @MisterMancilly 😍

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      1. audra‏ @audra_a 4 Sep 2014
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        @azizansari That's my nephew in that picture!!! 😄

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      1. Jesse Jimenez‏ @Jesse_Jimenez5 3 Sep 2014
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        @azizansari bro, ima be laughing my ass off w my friend. See you then. Toodles!

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      1. sarah oconnor‏ @sjoconnor15 3 Sep 2014
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        @azizansari

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      1. NinJohn‏ @johnchuuriki 3 Sep 2014
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        @azizansari @Eric_Sinclair12 you like aziz? What if we all went their for ur bday?!!! 😈

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      1. ScarJo‏ @scarjo88 3 Sep 2014
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        @azizansari Wazzzzzzzzzzzup

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      1. baja blast spokesperson‏ @bajablitzed 3 Sep 2014
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        @azizansari daaaang aziz why tickets gotta be $60 this is a recession

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      1. anon‏ @staremaster9000 3 Sep 2014
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        @azizansari GET THERE SAFELY @azizansari YOU DON'T NEED TO BE IN CAUGHT WITH ANYTHING SUSPICIOUS ON A CERTAIN DAY WHICH WE DON'T FORGET.

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      1. Nicholas Thornycroft‏ @thornycroft33 3 Sep 2014
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        @azizansari I ddnt win tix to chi show, I was gonna take my bro 4 his bday, now what should I get him? checkout @northpondbruce 4 dinner

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